Does Beano Work?

[Teacher Mark 53]

I'm feeling kinda gassy!

[Nizzy 1]

Just let it out my friend.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

I agree! Where ever you be let your farts roam free!

Just let it out my friend.

[Teacher Mark 53]

I'm worried though. I'm getting ready to be with my "Honey". It reminds me of a George Carlin skit. "Honey, was that you"? "No, I thought it was you". "Maybe it was the dog, I saw his *%& hole pucker". I guess if the "problem" continued I would know if she truly loved me!

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Why dont you tell us! Seems you got way tooooooooo much time on your hands.

[Teacher Mark 53]

Why dont you tell us! Seems you got way tooooooooo much time on your hands.

Yep! Anything for a laugh.

[Reba 2]

Beano never worked for me, I use GasX.

GasX works for my dogs too! (dunno about for smaller beasties though. My dogs are people size)

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

People! Being able to fart freely in the presence of your S/O is a sign of a very healthy relationship!

[~Chad~ 0]

People! Being able to fart freely in the presence of your S/O is a sign of a very healthy relationship!

That's a relief brother, because, well, ahem, ugh, Lira lets them rip in front of me.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

My Alla too, brother! Amen! lol: :lol:

People! Being able to fart freely in the presence of your S/O is a sign of a very healthy relationship!

That's a relief brother, because, well, ahem, ugh, Lira lets them rip in front of me.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Reba is right. GasX is great if you must 'kill' your gas.

I also prefer just letting it all out though Preferably with a strong exhaust!

[DeadPoolX 9]

Beano never worked for me, I use GasX.

GasX works for my dogs too! (dunno about for smaller beasties though. My dogs are people size)

Well, in order to find out, we need to put it to the test! I have a theory that if we give enough GasX to a smaller dog, we'll see an effect not unlike drag racing occur.

[Teacher Mark 53]

If I can get some in a jar and it were let loose at the Consulate do you think that would be considered "Proof of a bona fide relationship"?

[Reba 2]

People! Being able to fart freely in the presence of your S/O is a sign of a very healthy relationship!

That may well be the case, but when I can't even stand the smell of me, I have to take the GasX. I also take it while at work, so that I don't get sent home for creating an un-safe work environment

I have IBS, and gas is a rather unfortunate daily occurance.

[DeadPoolX 9]

People! Being able to fart freely in the presence of your S/O is a sign of a very healthy relationship!

That may well be the case, but when I can't even stand the smell of me, I have to take the GasX. I also take it while at work, so that I don't get sent home for creating an un-safe work environment

I have IBS, and gas is a rather unfortunate daily occurance.

Too bad there's no such thing as "Flatulent Ventriloquism" since that would be hysterical.