COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE

[brnidokiegurl 1]

COUNSELING - SOUTHERN STYLE

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and

drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna

divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Earl spits, sips his beer and says,

'Better think it over - women like that are hard to find.'

[Amby 490]

tis true but I think Neil talks more than me...I actually find myself pretending I'm listening to him a lot and then I say HUH? and keep not paying attention again

[Nessa 23]

tis true but I think Neil talks more than me...I actually find myself pretending I'm listening to him a lot and then I say HUH? and keep not paying attention again

OMG we're so alike. I think Charles talks more than me also, well, except on Saturdays morning when I'm bitching about everything while cleaning the house.

[Amby 490]

tis true but I think Neil talks more than me...I actually find myself pretending I'm listening to him a lot and then I say HUH? and keep not paying attention again

OMG we're so alike. I think Charles talks more than me also, well, except on Saturdays morning when I'm bitching about everything while cleaning the house.

I do a lot of bitching while cleaning but it's more likely me bitching about Neil not cleaning

[Nessa 23]

tis true but I think Neil talks more than me...I actually find myself pretending I'm listening to him a lot and then I say HUH? and keep not paying attention again

OMG we're so alike. I think Charles talks more than me also, well, except on Saturdays morning when I'm bitching about everything while cleaning the house.

I do a lot of bitching while cleaning but it's more likely me bitching about Neil not cleaning

well ask him to help. If asking doesn't work, bribe him.

[Sister Fracas 5]

[quote I do a lot of bitching while cleaning but it's more likely me bitching about Neil not cleaning

And the thing is if I make a list...the "honey-do" list, I wind up having to go behind him to see what kind of job he is doing. It's one of those man conspiracies...do a job kinda poor so they don't have to do it anymore.

Edited January 15, 2008 by Sister Fracas

[Nessa 23]

[quote I do a lot of bitching while cleaning but it's more likely me bitching about Neil not cleaning

And the thing is if I make a list...the "honey-do" list, I wind up having to go behind him to see what kind of job he is doing. It's one of those man conspiracies...do a job kinda poor so they don't have to do it anymore.

I make lists sometimes. I clean the house, do the laundry as usual on Sat mornings, then I leave to go grocery shopping and/or to the gym then if there's still clothes in the dryer, or something small I make a list for him to do

[Amby 490]

when I was little my dad would make us clean everything on Saturday mornings before we were allowed to go outside and play or watch tv so I HATE cleaning. Since Neil isn't working right now I make him lists every single day. But he starts his job tomorrow YAY! I will still make lists! Normally I try to get him to cook dinner and he won't do it because I'm a chef so his cooking isn't worthy

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I have never met a southerner named Earl.

[Alhamdulillah 0]

I have never met a southerner named Earl.

He has his own TV show don't ya know?

[Nessa 23]

when I was little my dad would make us clean everything on Saturday mornings before we were allowed to go outside and play or watch tv so I HATE cleaning.

My dad never taught me anything, he was too much of a poossy to tell me to do something afraid I wouldn't love him as much, probably, so he'd let my stepmother do that on his desperate attempt to be the ''good cop'' parent.

And I'm glad my stepmother used to make me do my homework, or any house chore before going outside to play, that taught me an important lesson for life.

Hubster wakes up, plays his comp games, and gets mad when I ask him to put away the clothes I washed, it only takes 1 minute, but no, God forbid me to interrupt him from his computer to do what has to be done.

It's one of the things we disagree, I'm all for cleaning and doing what has to be done first and then ''playing'', you know?

[brnidokiegurl 1]

I have never met a southerner named Earl.

its common

[Ban Hammer 14,703]

'Better think it over - women like that are hard to find.'

[Amby 490]

when I was little my dad would make us clean everything on Saturday mornings before we were allowed to go outside and play or watch tv so I HATE cleaning.

My dad never taught me anything, he was too much of a poossy to tell me to do something afraid I wouldn't love him as much, probably, so he'd let my stepmother do that on his desperate attempt to be the ''good cop'' parent.

And I'm glad my stepmother used to make me do my homework, or any house chore before going outside to play, that taught me an important lesson for life.

Hubster wakes up, plays his comp games, and gets mad when I ask him to put away the clothes I washed, it only takes 1 minute, but no, God forbid me to interrupt him from his computer to do what has to be done.

It's one of the things we disagree, I'm all for cleaning and doing what has to be done first and then ''playing'', you know?

nessa we're so alike it's weird! I do the same thing. even though I hate doing it I can't do anything until it's done or else I won't stop thinking about it. I do get Neil to do my laundry though because I hate it!

[Scott & Lai 12]

It's one of those man conspiracies...do a job kinda poor so they don't have to do it anymore.

That's supposed to be a secret!