Funniest Town Names In The U.S.

[MissStacey 1]

i am certain that Joyce is from there

I wouldn't be surprised, but the sultry Joyce likes to keep her origins under the hat (helmet?) so as to sustain the mystique. The Joyce Mystique.

You just can't tie a woman like Joyce down. Many men have tried and failed. Joyce is a wanderer- she needs to spread her love- often and in many many locations.

Stacey, I couldn't have said it better myself.

He says, "Why not horizontal stripes?"

Joyce says, "I change my stripe direction for no man."

He says, "Why not grow your hair long?"

Joyce says, "I like my helmet. I change my helmet-style for no man."

He says, "Why not a single daisy?"

Joyce says, "I change the single flower I hold on my cheezy album cover for no man."

He says, "Why not consider contact lenses?"

Joyce says, "Oxygen-permeable lenses did not become popular until later. Anyway, I'd change my glasses for no man."

He says, "Why not consider natural fibers?"

Joyce says, "I will change my synthetic look for no man."

You are clearly a woman who understands--The Joyce Mystique.

i am sure she has broken up a many happy homes..when her sultry eyes and seductive charm....

You know it.

Edited December 18, 2007 by MissStacey

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Sweet jumpin' apostles, Stacey, how did you get your hands on that photo of Vogue Joyce? I thought it was locked in a CIA vault somewhere.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

No mention of Climax, MI

http://www.climaxmichigan.net/

It's on the way to Chicago from Detroit - the japes that can be had asking your travelling partner if you've reached Climax yet.

[Aymerlu 3]

No mention of Climax, MI

http://www.climaxmichigan.net/

It's on the way to Chicago from Detroit - the japes that can be had asking your travelling partner if you've reached Climax yet.

We have a Climax Springs in Missouri

[JeffMayeth 0]

To add to the odd list are the towns of "Two Egg" and "Sopchoppy" Florida, both in the panhandle of Florida near the state capitol.

-ON the not so wierd part Are "Frostproof" Fl (A weater channel favorite),

-"Kissimmee" (Kah-sim-mee in real pronounications but mispronounced Kiss-a-me for the occassion), Fl for valentine stamp cancelations

-and "Christmas", FL for well...........Christmas Cards.

[athena_ny 1]

I was doing an ad for a customer in Indiana the other day at work...Bumpass, Maryland. I almost died... it sounds like an STD.

I like Chevy Chase MD, too