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Thats $36 mil a year for only one arm....imagine what they would have paid him if he could use both!?!

Speaking of lefties, the Red Sox just signed David Price to a $217 million dollar contract for 6 years.

I could write a book about her, a living nightmare. I gave her the benefit of the doubt for years but now I know she is just a miserable person. Tradition and mild sympathy allows her to be here for now.
You are right, I'm always amazed when someone can reasonably explain why something is done in a certain way and the benefit of it. Given their long cultural and scientific history why are they still asking families what they want to do with the placenta after the baby is born???

I could write a book about her, a living nightmare. I gave her the benefit of the doubt for years but now I know she is just a miserable person. Tradition and mild sympathy allows her to be here for now.
You are right, I'm always amazed when someone can reasonably explain why something is done in a certain way and the benefit of it. Given their long cultural and scientific history why are they still asking families what they want to do with the placenta after the baby is born???

What are the odds that DOJ will even look at this?

Where was your outrage when Randy was hating on the little man????? What's up???

https://youtu.be/uFmv22ghzQw

I could write a book about her, a living nightmare. I gave her the benefit of the doubt for years but now I know she is just a miserable person. Tradition and mild sympathy allows her to be here for now.
You are right, I'm always amazed when someone can reasonably explain why something is done in a certain way and the benefit of it. Given their long cultural and scientific history why are they still asking families what they want to do with the placenta after the baby is born???

i believe the appropriate quote is.. chickity check yo self before you wreck yo self - ice cube
also:

Sounds like you need a Snickers!

I got one of those cards recently, I used it to pick out the pork rib bone stuck between my teeth.

I got one of those cards recently, I used it to pick out the pork rib bone stuck between my teeth.

Thanks! MIL is going outside via the window very shortly. She's been here just over a week and I'm about to strangle her, so is my wife.
Yue Zi, my wife isn't really following it. She showered yesterday thank god. Mom said to her "don't use your cell phone during yuezi". Wife "Why" and mom said "I don't know, just don't". Luckily most of the hospitals here are following Western medicine.
They actually have Yue Zi hotel/spa deals where the mom and baby check in to a 5 star joint and someone takes care of you. It runs about $5K but includes food.

Yeah. You can get free breast implants, too, if you can prove hardship (psychological trauma as a teen from having small tatties).

NHS now offering free Liposuction.

That's it you hogs, 40 minutes of cardio, let's go! Sustained, ya whiners!

I got one of those cards recently, I used it to pick out the pork rib bone stuck between my teeth.

Pleased to report a happy, healthy 8 lb. boy, Momma and baby both doing great! I'd post a picture if someone could explain the process to me.
Cheers!

I got a few people on my Christmas list for this one.

Thanks Teddy, he's pretty darn cute.
I went to the US Embassy today for the American Citizen Services visa hour and a CO gave me the scoop on how to work dual citizenship. The Chinese don't allow it but it really isn't that hard, amazingly the US embassy here will give a pro-forma visa to a US citizen with a Chinese passport which effectively keeps Chinese passport control from catching dual citizens.
I was amazed at how helpful the guy was.

Here you go losers. No blond hair or tail but his nose is cold and wet.

Here you go losers. No blond hair or tail but his nose is cold and wet.

Here you go losers. No blond hair or tail but his nose is cold and wet.

Here you go losers. No blond hair or tail but his nose is cold and wet.

Thanks Teddy, he's pretty darn cute.
I went to the US Embassy today for the American Citizen Services visa hour and a CO gave me the scoop on how to work dual citizenship. The Chinese don't allow it but it really isn't that hard, amazingly the US embassy here will give a pro-forma visa to a US citizen with a Chinese passport which effectively keeps Chinese passport control from catching dual citizens.
I was amazed at how helpful the guy was.