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    The Black Bra

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    I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the

    other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our

    partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask

    over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    My engaged friend:

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black

    leather

    bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the

    woman of my

    dreams, I love you.' And we made love all night long.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    The mistress:

    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing

    the leather

    bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I

    opened

    the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    Then I shared my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black

    stockings,

    stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as my husband came in the

    door and

    saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

    :rofl:

    'The Importance of Understanding English*

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    'The Importance of Understanding English*

    I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the

    Currency exchange window at the local bank. Short line.

    Just one lady in front of me . An Asian lady who was trying to

    exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated .

    She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo

    yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?'

    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'.

    The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too*

    :rofl:

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