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    Geography of the Sexes

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    ---The Geography of a Woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, hot and relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through wars and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages; only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

    The Geography of a Man

    Between puberty and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts....

    (disclaimer: no insult meant against any country or nationality!)

    :rofl:

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