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Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

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Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

1. Schizophrenia -- Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and....

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming To Town To Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, and Don't Know Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....

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:lol:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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mine, too !


Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe


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I got the funniest card about 3 years ago. It was a black and white pic of a kid on a toy horse. It said 'perhaps it was the spandex, perhaps it was the tinsel...but little Paulie rode his way to Vegas stardom that Christmas'

it always makes me lol.

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