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Delmar: Rassclaat!!! Mi cyan believe dis gyal give mi a bly so quick. Mi knoa mi lyrics sweet har. Mi have plans fey uh sweet likkle Mya. Mi nuh dun yuh yet mi gyal. Mi have fe breed yuh Mya babes. Gawd he-heellllp mi…mi ago breed har.

What does this mean in english i am trying and cant understand. This is so good. Keep writing :thumbs:

I'm sorry Nicky. This is as plain English as it can get:

"Damn. I can't believe this woman is feeling me so quickly (can also be giving him sex so quickly). I know that my game sounds good to her. I have plans for you sweet little Mya. I'm not done with you yet my girl. I have to plant my seed in you Mya baby. God help me, I have to get her pregnant."

Feel free to PM for translations if needed. :thumbs:

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Delmar: Rassclaat!!! Mi cyan believe dis gyal give mi a bly so quick. Mi knoa mi lyrics sweet har. Mi have plans fey uh sweet likkle Mya. Mi nuh dun yuh yet mi gyal. Mi have fe breed yuh Mya babes. Gawd he-heellllp mi…mi ago breed har.

What does this mean in english i am trying and cant understand. This is so good. Keep writing :thumbs:

I'm sorry Nicky. This is as plain English as it can get:

"Damn. I can't believe this woman is feeling me so quickly (can also be giving him sex so quickly). I know that my game sounds good to her. I have plans for you sweet little Mya. I'm not done with you yet my girl. I have to plant my seed in you Mya baby. God help me, I have to get her pregnant."

Feel free to PM for translations if needed. :thumbs:

Good Story....now I see why nobody's on the yardie thread! :lol:

K-1 Timeline

Oct.5th, 2007 - Filed I-129F VSC Express Mail

Oct.12th, 2007 - NOA1 Hardcopy

Dec.14th, 2007 - Rec'd No Impediment and extras of Birth Certif. by mail

Jan. 31st, 2008 - NOA2 Hardcopy sent out from VSC

Feb. 5th, 2008 - NVC Receives Our Case

Feb.7th, 2008 - Got KNG# and Hardcopy of NOA2 in the Mail

Feb. 26th, 2008 - Dropped off DS230 Part I, Rec'd Packet 3; Filed for Police Report

Feb. 28th, 2008 - Rec'd Email from Embassy that Interview scheduled

April 1st, 2008 - Interview @ 1:30pm- APPROVED!!!

May 20th, 2008 - U.S. Entry at JFK w/ work stamp

June 13th, 2008 - SS# Received

June 19th, 2008 - Started work w/ JFK EAD

August 11th, 2008 - Wedding

AOS Timeline

Oct. 3rd, 2008 - Submitted AOS/ EAD/ AP Packet

Oct. 6th, 2008 - AOS Packet Rec'd at USCIS Xpress Mail

Oct. 13th, 2008 - NOA1 Rec'd

Oct. 27th, 2008 - Case Trsf to CSC

Nov. 1st, 2008 - Biometrics Appt.

Dec. 10, 2008 - EAD/AP Approved

Dec. 17, 2008 - Received EAD/AP : )

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Delmar: Rassclaat!!! Mi cyan believe dis gyal give mi a bly so quick. Mi knoa mi lyrics sweet har. Mi have plans fey uh sweet likkle Mya. Mi nuh dun yuh yet mi gyal. Mi have fe breed yuh Mya babes. Gawd he-heellllp mi…mi ago breed har.

What does this mean in english i am trying and cant understand. This is so good. Keep writing :thumbs:

I'm sorry Nicky. This is as plain English as it can get:

"Damn. I can't believe this woman is feeling me so quickly (can also be giving him sex so quickly). I know that my game sounds good to her. I have plans for you sweet little Mya. I'm not done with you yet my girl. I have to plant my seed in you Mya baby. God help me, I have to get her pregnant."

Feel free to PM for translations if needed. :thumbs:

Good Story....now I see why nobody's on the yardie thread! :lol:

LOL. Thanks. :whistle:

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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*Inside the restroom, Delmar and Mya are frantically trying to locate all their articles of clothing. Mya is trying unsuccessfully to tame her hair as it became a wild unruly mass of curls when the first drop of water hit her back. There were still some strands that humbly obeyed the pattern of the hot flat iron. She decided to stop fighting the curls, and completely soaked her entire head. Delmar realized that management would be coming soon, and there was an audience outside.*

Delmar: Rhaatid! Mi should give de eediat ooman wan wicked bax inna har headtop fe mek so much bloodcl*** noise! Har ago call management tuh unlock de door, and mi job dun. Cha! Whaa mek de ooman nuh knoa harself? Har gwaan like wan duppy chase har dung tuh baxside! Inna all of mi years pon dis job nobody nuh check dis likkle suhting. Raaasssclll****!!!! *kiss teet*

Mya: Huh? What? What did you say about a puppy?

Delmar: Eeehhnnn??!! Me neva sey…baxside…I is very sorry baby. I never meant to embarrass you or cause a scene. You are more precious than the rarest emerald to me. I can’t loose my job, or cause you any shame. I’m going to hide in the last stall. I need you to get rid of those women, or come back and tell me when I can make my safe exit.

*Delmar quickly kisses her lips, lightly squeezes her backside, and runs for the last stall. As he closes the door, he notices something shiny in the corner of the stall. He stoops to pick it up, and jumps up on the toilet. As he squats low, he decides to inspect what he found. It is a delicate tennis bracelet with a mixture of diamonds and another purplish-blue stones.*

Delmar: Whaa a way mi luck change star!!! Tiddey gwaan like mi bless-ed fe tru. Mi ago save dis and give ie tuh Mya lata when de time right juss so. Mi plan wrap hup nicely like Gawd come dung an hand mi de present himself. Mi wanda if de gyal ago blow mi cova. Mi wanda if mi breed har. Mi neva give har mi cell numba…rass!!!

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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Mek mi get di papcawn an ting...hurry up noh man!

FI REAL..mi waan some popcawn tuh...nuh bodda fi hog it up Jonesie!...munch munch pass please.. :lol: this is good...

Bless,

Gill

This time I got enough for everyone :no:

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LOL!!! :lol:

PUSH!: Pray Until Something Happens!

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Delmar: Rassclaat!!! Mi cyan believe dis gyal give mi a bly so quick. Mi knoa mi lyrics sweet har. Mi have plans fey uh sweet likkle Mya. Mi nuh dun yuh yet mi gyal. Mi have fe breed yuh Mya babes. Gawd he-heellllp mi…mi ago breed har.

What does this mean in english i am trying and cant understand. This is so good. Keep writing :thumbs:

I'm sorry Nicky. This is as plain English as it can get:

"Damn. I can't believe this woman is feeling me so quickly (can also be giving him sex so quickly). I know that my game sounds good to her. I have plans for you sweet little Mya. I'm not done with you yet my girl. I have to plant my seed in you Mya baby. God help me, I have to get her pregnant."

Feel free to PM for translations if needed. :thumbs:

Thanks :whistle:

02/11/07 Met Corey for first time love at first site

02/14/07 Corey and I had our first date

02/16/07 Left JA heart broken because I was leaving Corey

02/17/07 Corey called to make sure I was ok told me he missed me

02/17-22/07 Corey called everyday talked on phone for hours

02/23/07 Corey said “I think I love you”

03/11/07 Went back to JA

03/14/07 Corey asked me to marry him “I said yes”

03/18/07 Returned to US

03/27/07 Sent I129f

04/04/07 NOA1

06/25/07 NOA2 (Approved)

07/13/07 NVC received packet

07/19/07 NVC sent packet to JA

08/14/07 JA received packet

09/14/07 Packet 3 sent

09/21/07 Corey went to embassy to drop off DS230

10/05/07 Corey got interview date 11/06/07

10/18/07 Corey has Medical

11/05/07 Flying to JA to be with Corey

11/06/07 Corey has interview

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I am so glad I waited til I got home to read this. You have me falling out my chair over here. Lawd, Mya askin bout the "puppy"!!! LOL :P

Do you write on JA.com too! Who's Nunya? She be having some crazy stories too.

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PUSH!: Pray Until Something Happens!

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I am so glad I waited til I got home to read this. You have me falling out my chair over here. Lawd, Mya askin bout the "puppy"!!! LOL :P

Do you write on JA.com too! Who's Nunya? She be having some crazy stories too.

No. I have never written a story before until now. Nunya is my girl. She is mad cool. I love her for real. Her stories are excellent. I haven't posted on Ja.com in a long time. I mostly lurk there now. I'm so glad that you all like the story. It really is taking a life of its own. Stay tuned.

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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I am so glad I waited til I got home to read this. You have me falling out my chair over here. Lawd, Mya askin bout the "puppy"!!! LOL :P

Do you write on JA.com too! Who's Nunya? She be having some crazy stories too.

No. I have never written a story before until now. Nunya is my girl. She is mad cool. I love her for real. Her stories are excellent. I haven't posted on Ja.com in a long time. I mostly lurk there now. I'm so glad that you all like the story. It really is taking a life of its own. Stay tuned.

What a great story!! Jawi, girl you have a wonderful imagination. You need to do this professionally!

I can't wait to read more. :thumbs::thumbs:

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Sonshyne my Dharling tonk fi deh papcawn :lol::lol:, it wazs more than enuf!

Jawi, wuh yuh deh?? Wake-up MAN!!! Time fi post some more! :lol::lol: ...this is the closest I've been to a novel in MONTHS...no time these days to busy working...dis is a win-win situation!!! Please post more soon!! Don't leave us in suspense too long. Is Delmar gonna get fired, I bet the tennis bracelet is gonna come up again, Is Mya pregnant??? WTH?? C'mon Jaws...help a Sister out and post some more!!

Blessings always,

Gill

06/08/08- Married my best friend!

AOS/EAD/AP Applications

12/08/08- Package mailed

12/11/08- Package received at USCIS Chicago lockbox

12/19/08- Check cashed by USCIS

12/27/08-Biometrics appt letter recieved

01/05/09- CRIS email notification-I-485 Case transferred to CSC

01/06/09- Biometrics complete

03/02/09- AP received via USPS

03/05/09- EAD received via USPS

04/27/09- Received CRIS email - Green Card has been ordered on 4/25/09- Petition Approved!!

04/28/09- Received CRIS email 'Welcome Letter' mailed

05/04/2009- Conditional 2 year Green Card received

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Who JAH bless..no man can curse!!

Another Proud Jamaican Lioness in a wonderful relationship with her Powerful Jamaican Lion!

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Rass mi phone a ring like mi a di only one dedeh (lang kissteet) come nuh man an post more! Wha mek di oomen dem hate so? Let Mya get har rooks on :lol:

N-400 - Naturalization/Citizenship

10/26/12 - Sent N-400 packet to Phoenix lockbox via USPS mail w/Certified Delivery, received 10/29/12, check cashed 11/02/12

11/05/12 - NOA-1 received, notice date 10/31/2012, received and priority date 10/29/2012

11/09/12 - Biometrics notice received, biometrics appointment date 11/19/12

11/21/12 - In line for interview scheduling (letter received via USPS mail 12/17/12)

01/16/13 - N-400 interview/testing - APPROVED! Oath ceremony letter received late Jan. 2013

02/26/13 - OATH CEREMONY COMPLETED - NATURALIZED US CITIZEN!

751 - Removing Conditions

06/28/08 - Sent 751 packet to CSC via USPS Priority Mail (signature required)

07/05/08 - NOA received, dated 6/30/08

10/23/08 - Card ordered: APPROVED! (USCIS website)

10/30/08 - 10 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

K-1 and AOS

07/07/05 - K1 Packet received - USPS tracking

09/19/05 - K1 approval online

12/01/05 - 1st K1 interview in Kingston: need updated birth certificate

12/13/05 - 2nd K1 interview in Kingston: Approved!

05/01/06 - AOS/EAD packet received

08/09/06 - AOS interview in SF: APPROVED!

08/19/06 - 2 YR GREENCARD RECEIVED

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Live your life!

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Let Mya get har rooks on :lol:

:lol::lol:

Jawi yuh nuh yuh wrong fi keep us sisterns waiting :whistle:

USCIS

06-28-2011-Mailed I-130

07-03-2011-NOA1

12-08-2011-NOA2

NVC

12-19-2012-NVC Received Case

01-06-2012-Case Number

01-25-2012-Case Completed

02-21-2012-Medical

03-06-2012-Interview--APPROVED

03-13-2012-VISA RECEIVED

03-16-2012-POE ATL

ROC

02/24/2014-Mailed I-751

02/26/2014-Package Received

02/28/2014-NOA1 Hard Copy

02/28/2014-Check Cashed

03/25/2014-Biometrics Appt

06/04/2014-RFE Sent more info back on 07/29/2014

09/04/2014 ROC Approved

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I guess I will stop posting now. *Disclaimer* This story is purely fictional, and I am writing it as I go. If you guys don't like it let me know...if you want me to stop, let me know. All comments are welcome. This is my first attempt at writing, so bare with me. :D:whistle::blush:

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Cases complete!Enjoying life!!

PM me if you have questions

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Good Afternoon ladies? Whaa gwaan? Whaa mi miss? :innocent::hehe::lol::huh:;)

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According to God's favor...Happily married on 09~09~09

See "Our Story" for K-1 timeline

~AOS Timeline~

Nov 28, 2009 ~~ Mailed off Packet

Dec 01, 2009 ~~ Delivered to Chicago Lockbox and signed for by "L. Box"

Dec 07, 2009 ~~ Check Cashed!

Dec 12, 2009 ~~ All 3 NOA1s received in the mail (dated 12/7/09)

Dec 17, 2009 ~~ InfoPass appointment (Emergency AP granted)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ Biometric Letter arrived (dated 12/15/09)

Dec 28, 2009 ~~ RFE for I-693 (dated 12/22/09)

Jan 11, 2010 ~~ Completed Biometrics

Jan 14, 2010 ~~ Sent I-693 in sealed envelope via US Priority Mail

Jan 19, 2010 ~~ Reply to RFE delivered to Lee's Summit, MO @ 5:03 PM signed for by "C BUCHHOLZ"

Jan 20, 2010 ~~ USCIS acknowledged receipt of RFE on I-485 only

Jan 22, 2010 ~~ I-131 AP and I-765 EAD approved (email notice on 1/25/10)

Jan 28, 2010 ~~ USCIS email that I-485 was transferred to CSC on 1/26/10

Jan 30, 2010 ~~ Received EAD and AP via US Postal Service

Feb 01, 2010 ~~ Received notification of case transfer via USPS

May 07, 2010 ~~ Email notification that card production ordered for 1-485

Jun 01, 2010 ~~ Greencard finally arrives w/approval date 2/23/10 (Huh??)

Done until November 25, 2011!!!

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