And Egyptian Joke sent by a friend

[AInfante-Saraireh 0]

Subject: egyptian accent

Reporter: Hi

Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter: Do u speakenglish?

Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u?

Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind

Reporter: What' s your name?

Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?

Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female?

Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: Its justfor the sake of the report. . never mind. . . male. . . .

Taha: yas male. . and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks,I'll take u for ur word. . . so. . how do u find lifehere in egypt?

Taha: Egybt. . very nice cantry. . nice wezar. . nice food. . byramidz

Reporter: oh well. . beside the weather and the pyramids. . what elsedo ulike in ur country?

Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter: Ok. . . lets move on. . what do u do?

Taha: I am very well,sank u

Reporter: No, I mean do u have a job?

Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?. . no i dont have any(jobat). . lessa mastaba7nash. . do u have a (job) with u?. . we canesmoke it in my car. . dont warry about bolice

Reprter: Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas yas. . Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

Taha: Very big broblem. . very much cars. . u see?. . but za guvurment istrying to make it bettar. . zey did the circle street and za me7warstreet. . and zey make all streets one way so if u go. . u cant comeback. . niahahaha3

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?

Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean. . how do u deal with money problems in egypt?

Taha: No NO NO. . egybt veryrich cantry. . . we have alot of cotton. . alot ofwater. . and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha: No no. . it is not legal to make money. . one frend i know make money at home. . and he go to brizon. . if u make money at home. . u can only give it to za banzeena man. . they take any money

Reporter: let me rephrase. . since Egypt is a rich country. . do u have alot of money?

Taha: me?! . . Not alot. . but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter: Thenwhere does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?

Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets oneway

Reporter: well , Ok. . . Do u vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president

Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice. . but if i was. . i will givehim my voice

Reporter: Why him?

Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war. . he waz za leadarairoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha: But if we have war. . u see?. . . we know we will have a very goodairoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years ?

Taha: I got marry. . and have 3ala2 and Amira. . and drive taxi

Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26years

Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets oneway

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u forthis

Taha: Ok. . just give me the (job) then. . we smoke ,and make head

Reporter: Grrrrrrrr

Taha: ok ok. . need a Taxi?

[doodlebug 3]

Reporter: let me rephrase. . since Egypt is a rich country. . do u have alot of money?

Taha: me?! . . Not alot. . but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

spoken like a true Egyptian!!!

[Ovaltine Jenkins 5]

[hitchoo 0]

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[yassmine2878 1]

Taha: Very big broblem. . very much cars. . u see?. . but za guvurment istrying to make it bettar. . zey did the circle street and za me7warstreet. . and zey make all streets one way so if u go. . u cant comeback. . niahahaha3

LMFAO!!!! #######???