Aleksandr has arrived

[slim 1,514]

Let me know when the casino opens.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

you bet

[slim 1,514]

You are a funny dude, Thomas! I'm going to have to use that in my movie. "you bet." (No pun intended.)

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

You are making a movie, is it "G" rated? Whats it about?

Hey what do you mean Im a funny dude? Funny ha ha, funny strange or funny like a 3 dollar bill?

Can you tell I havent slept much in the past few days.

[slim 1,514]

smeshno

I don't think I'd ever get away with a "G" rating. Too much Russian dialogue.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Will it be subtitled? I think you should do it in English and subtitle in Russian that way my wife can read a movie for a change.

Whats your movie about, does it have a love story, everyone likes a good love story, or fishing there could be guys fishing for trout or maybe its about a guy taking a long walk and all the stuff he sees.

[slim 1,514]

The first one is going to be a heist/international love story/comedy.

The second depends on the success of the first.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Will it be based on a true story?

Well if the first movie goes over well the second could be:

The criminals from the first movie in a fit of conscience begin to argue decided they dont trully love each other and give the loot back to whomever they stole it from.

What do you think they will steal? Money, art, jewels.... Wait how about they steal the identity of everyone in a small country say Vietnam, then sell those identities to the entire native american population in south dakota which will be forced to rename the capital to Ho Chi Minh City, talk about a flash back for all those vets who go to Sturgis on their motorcycles. Now that is heist/ international intrigue/ comedy.

One of my coworkers and I were discussing doing a modern day interpretation of the the bible but as a comedy. Scenes like:

The wedding at Canaan being busted by the ATF when Jesus turned the water into wine(Alchohol production without a license)

The coast guard boarding the Ark and asking Noah "Are you transporting any livestock or plants and do you have authorization"

The health department hassling Jesus at the sermon on the mount and giving him a "D" rating for unsanitary food prep conditions.

The Apostles getting harrassed by the police for gang activity

Just a few thoughts we are still working on it

[slim 1,514]

That's some funny stuff!

I would love to see that done. You'd get some good free publicity too because it would be in the media forever.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Well why pay for publicity when you can get it done for free.

Good examples : Paris Hilton, Kim Kardasian, Tom Cruise etc

[slim 1,514]

So you're going to leak a sex tape over the internet? (Or maybe you're going to jump on the sofa whilst on Oprah?)

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Nope I was going to get in an argument with Matt Lauer and tell him I know the history of psychology and he doesnt.!!!!