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wicked! nothing better than british english for the USA!

I wouhd like a lahge sweet tea please

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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wicked! nothing better than british english for the USA!

I wouhd like a lahge sweet tea please

:lol:

I'd have to say that the worst thing you could do to a person new to the United States is to teach him how to speak English with a British accent . . . hard enough trying to figure out US (meaning the "natives" . . . not to offend any of the real native Americans) and the funny way we pronounce things. Not that I pronounce anything funny . . . I only LIVE in Texas and I don't claim to be a Texan . . .hmmm, I'm from the South and I don't claim to be a cracker/southerner/whatever either. But I will get offended if you call me a "Yank" . . . don't "yank" me around now, ya hear???

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yikes, that is the King's english.....i need the slang infected usa verision

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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or what about some cockney?!

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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yikes, that is the King's english.....i need the slang infected usa verision

:lol:

Hmm.. That is interesting because I took the quizzes on there and did just fine.

sister, you are indeed a brainac

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Yes, I will be recommending this to my wife tonight I think. Her English is terrible, being a white American. ;)

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack

And what exactly would the "Jack" be? I'm not familiar with that Cockney Rhyming slang. I've even had a butchers online, have come up blank with anything that might fit.

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Yes, I will be recommending this to my wife tonight I think. Her English is terrible, being a white American. ;)

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack

And what exactly would the "Jack" be? I'm not familiar with that Cockney Rhyming slang. I've even had a butchers online, have come up blank with anything that might fit.

Jack, is a bar.. lol..

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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Jack, is a bar.. lol..

How is "Jack" a bar? I take it that its just a name of a bar, and not cockney rhyming slang? I.e. "The Union Jack" or "Jack" for short?

Jack Tar = Bar... like China plate = mate

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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Yes, I will be recommending this to my wife tonight I think. Her English is terrible, being a white American. ;)

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack

And what exactly would the "Jack" be? I'm not familiar with that Cockney Rhyming slang. I've even had a butchers online, have come up blank with anything that might fit.

Jack, is a bar.. lol..

thought it was $20 in the alley

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Posted

Yes, I will be recommending this to my wife tonight I think. Her English is terrible, being a white American. ;)

'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack

And what exactly would the "Jack" be? I'm not familiar with that Cockney Rhyming slang. I've even had a butchers online, have come up blank with anything that might fit.

Jack, is a bar.. lol..

thought it was $20 in the alley

$10 if you don't mind a man in a dress.

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