Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[nannygirl82 0]

Here is the "work at home" info.....it's from the 10/30/07 issue of Woman's World (page 23)

Assisting Others: www.assistu.com -and- www.teamdoubleclick.com

Medical Transcription: www.at-homeprofessions.com -and- www.aamt.org

Organizing: www.napo.net

Tutoring Kids: www.ntatutor.org

Virtual Juror: www.onlineverdict.com -and- www.ejury.com

Verifying Cell Plans: www.voicelog.com -and- www.liveops.com

mindy you are the best!!!

Wow...well I see this post is ever growing and still going strong. Almost 600 pages and this must be like the 4th installment.

I never thought it would have grown so much over the last two years when I started it. I'm glad that it has become a place for all yankee/yardie couples to meet, chat, share advice and support one another. I know I've been really bad about coming in to visit but life has totally gotten in the way. There was a time that I was so engulfed by the immigration process that I guess once it was over it was nice to take a break. But don't think for a second that you all are not in my thoughts and prayers. I have a bit of news to share, Squito and I are expecting our first child in April. I guess another one bit the dust huh, lol. I remember when Rhonda had me at the top of the baby list. We should've put some money on it because look at how many others got knocked before I did, lol. Anyway, just stopping by to check in and say hello. Hope everyone is doing well.

xo,

Mooma Squitto

wow!!!! i'm thinking something must have been in the air july/august.....

[Jonesie 1]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

Edited October 21, 2007 by Jonesie

[Nicky Salmon 0]

Hey Ladies, Just a little joke to share. Enjoy!!!

Subject: Affairs

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair

with his secretary.

One day they went to her place

and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep

and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed

and told his lover to take his shoes

outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied,

"I'm having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon."

She looked down at his shoes and said:

"You lying #######!

You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters

but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time

for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant

and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery

to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child

he had ever seen.

He told his wife: "There's no way I can

be the father of this baby.

Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!

Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied:

"Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,

about to be cremated,

and made a startling discovery.

Schwartz had the largest private part

he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician

commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated

with such an impressive private part.

It must be saved for posterity."

So, he removed it,

stuffed it into his briefcase,

and took it home

"I have something to show

you won't believe," he said to his wife,

opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed,

"Schwartz is dead!"

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover

when she heard her husband

opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him,

then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you,"

she said, "pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired

as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue," she replied,

"the Smiths bought one and I liked it

so I got one for us, too."

No more was said,

not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up,

went to the kitchen and returned

with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, have this.

I stood like that for two days at the Smiths

and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,

went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked:

"How much for a nice juicy steak

and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied:

"Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs

with your wife?"

The bartender replied:

"The same thing I'm doing

to his business down here."

The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside

He looked up and said weakly:

"I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to, "his wife replied.

"No," he insisted,

"I want to die in peace.

I slept with your sister, your best friend,

her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know," she replied,

"now just rest and let the poison work."

That is to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hello everyone. Hope your day is going great.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

I showed my husband ...he couldn't believe it and sey "bumbaat mi caan watch no more..a man dat, and da one deh ..all a dem a man "? heheee

[Jonesie 1]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

I showed my husband ...he couldn't believe it and sey "bumbaat mi caan watch no more..a man dat, and da one deh ..all a dem a man "? heheee

I was saying the same thing...sad thing is that some of those men wine and split better than women I've seen damn shame

[SupportOAFJF 0]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

I showed my husband ...he couldn't believe it and sey "bumbaat mi caan watch no more..a man dat, and da one deh ..all a dem a man "? heheee

I was saying the same thing...sad thing is that some of those men wine and split better than women I've seen damn shame

Mi a tell u..mi tink mi coulda whine...hahahaa...now mi a tink twice

[Jonesie 1]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

I showed my husband ...he couldn't believe it and sey "bumbaat mi caan watch no more..a man dat, and da one deh ..all a dem a man "? heheee

I was saying the same thing...sad thing is that some of those men wine and split better than women I've seen damn shame

Mi a tell u..mi tink mi coulda whine...hahahaa...now mi a tink twice

Tell me about it...before the pregnancy I was the wining queen (that's one of the things that attracted hubby to me ) and I hope after the same holds true after having our son, but these "shims" are bad I gotta admit - dem caan wine, and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing glad I'm not a man going out in Jamaica - gotta look twice before dancing with a "woman"

[nannygirl82 0]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hL66mtIMgIo#

There's the link for the "infamous" video. I was so disturbed that I had to watch madwhitejamaican and paleface on YouTube after...

raaaaatid......

[Ms Squitto 0]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hL66mtIMgIo#

There's the link for the "infamous" video. I was so disturbed that I had to watch madwhitejamaican and paleface on YouTube after...

omg

[SupportOAFJF 0]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

I showed my husband ...he couldn't believe it and sey "bumbaat mi caan watch no more..a man dat, and da one deh ..all a dem a man "? heheee

I was saying the same thing...sad thing is that some of those men wine and split better than women I've seen damn shame

Mi a tell u..mi tink mi coulda whine...hahahaa...now mi a tink twice

Tell me about it...before the pregnancy I was the wining queen (that's one of the things that attracted hubby to me ) and I hope after the same holds true after having our son, but these "shims" are bad I gotta admit - dem caan wine, and I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing glad I'm not a man going out in Jamaica - gotta look twice before dancing with a "woman"

Fi real..if dem neva so tuff ..u woulda neva know

[classychic77 0]

here's my story quincy is 21 and mature in some ways and immature in others but who am i to talk? he's from mobay, he knows your fiance by the way classychic77 (friend of a friend) and that's where i met him at a local rooftop party my cousin and i decided to go to on boxing day 2004 to relieve much needed stress from work and relationships.

Hi Tricia B. Wow small world, thats cool that he knows him. Congrats on the prengancy!

[SweetSugahDumplin 0]

I finally figured out how to do a signature now i just have to figure out how to put in pictures. LOL

nicky honey now all we need to do is fix ur timeline let me see if i can figure that out i can tell u what to do for the pictures but i have to look first

[Nicky Salmon 0]

I finally figured out how to do a signature now i just have to figure out how to put in pictures. LOL

nicky honey now all we need to do is fix ur timeline let me see if i can figure that out i can tell u what to do for the pictures but i have to look first

I just cant get the AOS approved off. I try and try LOL

[Shemmy 4]

The video was very interesting...I couldn't even watch all of it...just couldn't swallow the jamaican accents coming from the finely made-up lipstick wearing mouths!!

Blessings, Gill

I didn't watch all of it either - still in shock. Gonna show hubby tonite when he gets off work since he didn't believe me about this earlier.

I showed my husband ...he couldn't believe it and sey "bumbaat mi caan watch no more..a man dat, and da one deh ..all a dem a man "? heheee

Damien is still cussing....

Congrats Tricia and Ms. Squitto

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Hey Vawa..if u don't mind me askin..i was checking out ur sig can u let us know how ur case is going ?