Trump Born in Philippines?

[floridadave 195]

What every New Yorker knows about Donald Trump

By Garrison Keillor September 21 at 3:26 PM

I know, it seems outrageous,

But it’s getting a lot of attention

On some very respectable Web pages —

Which mainstream media won’t mention:

Donald Trump was not born in Queens,

He was born in the Philippines,

In a hotel in downtown Manila.

Where his hair turned bright vanilla

Due to vitamin deficiencies.

His mom and dad were Ceylonese

And left him with Franciscan nuns

At the age of 14 months.

Adopted on the third of June

By a real estate tycoon

Who took the little boy away

To a mansion in the USA

Bestowing on him great largesse

And naturalized him more or less.

The record of his nativity

Is kept under lock and key

With his tax returns, the MRIs

Showing what’s behind his eyes

Including, according to rumor,

A diverticulated tumor.

I hope it isn’t true, although

It comes from folks who ought to know.

A week ago, a panhandler in Times Square sat holding a sign reading, “Give me a dollar or I’ll vote for Trump,” and people laughed and reached into their pockets. His bucket overflowed. He stuffed the bills into his jacket, and other panhandlers looked at him with admiration. The man could’ve sold franchises and retired to Palm Beach.

The panhandler knows what every New Yorker knows, which is that the biggest con job since the Trojan horse is taking place in our midst. Millions of Americans are planning to cast their votes for a man who has lived his life contrary to all of their most cherished values. They are respectful, honest, generous, loyal, modest, church-going people with no Mafia connections and good credit records who try not to spout off about things they know nothing about.

Story and more: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-biggest-con-job-since-the-trojan-horse/2016/09/21/a8354d9e-8023-11e6-8327-f141a7beb626_story.html?utm_term=.58b0c69bfc74

[Rob L 3,811]

I dont unserstand why folks vote against their self interest

[Jacque67 7,328]

People love to be conned? They're lazy? Give'em what they wanna hear.

Trump this evening: "The next great improvement to our lives is around the corner, believe me."

Edited September 23, 2016 by Jacque67

[Jacque67 7,328]

Now sell me the pen;)

[Jacque67 7,328]

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