The Lord, a Harley Guy and Women

[brnidokiegurl 1]

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when

suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the

Lord

said,

"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant

you

one wish.

"The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can

ride

over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It

will

nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard

for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more

time

and

think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I

wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she

feels

inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why

she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can

make

a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

[almaty 19]

good and soooooooooooooo true

[Saddle Bronc 124]

:lol: :lol:

[cbd2cai 0]

How did I miss this one??? Very funny, brniddokiegur!!! l

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

The silent but deadly treatment gets me every time.

[Aymerlu 3]