Happy Birthday Jacque

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Today is supposed to be Jacque's birthday, according to what I read a couple of days ago. Since we're not too sure about Jacque, I've come up with a few songs that seem to fit the bill. :devil: :devil:

You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cola cola
C-O-L-A cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Cheers Spooky.

Bisous.

XOXO

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Happy Birthday Jacques!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Cheers Spooky.

Bisous.

XOXO

Enjoy the day! Don't do anything I'd do.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Enjoy the day! Don't do anything I'd do.

I will try not to but....

[Teddy B 17,252]

Happy Birthday Jacque!

I've reserved the produce aisle at the local Stop n Shop tonight for your birthday bash! Time to toss some salad!!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Thanks. Big bash on Saturday . Pretty emotional day.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Happy birthday, fellow Gemini lady troublemaker! We really are the best.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Happy birthday, fellow Gemini lady troublemaker! We really are the best.

If you can find a picture to go with your new title, I'll give you 5$ just because.

I'm still looking for a picture to go with mine...

[Teddy B 17,252]

If you can find a picture to go with your new title, I'll give you 5$ just because.

I'm still looking for a picture to go with mine...

This is Maves current profile pic(quite a good one I might add). You don't see it Marv?

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

This is Maves current profile pic(quite a good one I might add). You don't see it Marv?

Oh no, I can see it. I'm looking for the She wolf bully one...

[Teddy B 17,252]

Oh no, I can see it. I'm looking for the She wolf bully one...

What better a she wolf bully than Killary?

ETA: I hear Val came in a close second. (running for cover)

Edited June 11, 2015 by Teddy B

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

What better a she wolf bully than Killary?

An over estrogenated one at that...

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Killary is Queen she wolf bully and you will BOW DOWN to her over estrogenated MIGHT! We will all be made to kiss her ring soon enough when she anoints herself AMERICA'S POPE.

(I feel like we don't have enough randomly capitalised posts these days.)

[Teddy B 17,252]

Killary is Queen she wolf bully and you will BOW DOWN to her over estrogenated MIGHT! We will all be made to kiss her ring soon enough when she anoints herself AMERICA'S POPE.

(I feel like we don't have enough randomly capitalised posts these days.)

Are we to read those caps as changes in voice pitch as well?