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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about and will never think about again . . .

How do you know if you can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered

assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for

your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were

buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a

good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up

like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars

to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you

naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about

him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,

why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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