NASA Finds Message From God on Mars

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/07/01/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars/

Edited November 26, 2013 by The Patriot

[mota bhai 2,675]

I realize this is satire but in reality there are messages from God everywhere.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave.

According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.

Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real."

According to top scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.

Thus far the mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.

However the tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh," represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most important scientific event in history.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/07/01/nasa-finds-message-from-god-on-mars/

Funny. I started to post on FB, but considering where I live and the numerous wing bat friends I have on FB it could trigger a Walking dead level mass event or some other crazy shat.

[Novembro 1,763]

What is Wall-E doing on Mars?

[GandD 5,966]

Maybe

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I realize this is satire but in reality there are messages from God everywhere.

So true.

[OnMyWayID 1,489]

I realize this is satire but in reality there are messages from God everywhere.

Please share... I'm sure we would all like to see, hopefully he/she did not make those messages to hard to decipher.. I guess we could always call the NSA in if needed.

[mota bhai 2,675]

When you are ready to see them, you will.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

He is not really that bad a Guy once you get to know Him.

[GandD 5,966]

Keep it in church God boys.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

God is everywhere, in all of Creation.

[GandD 5,966]

Maybe

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Accepting the possible is the first step in overcoming the improbable.

[GandD 5,966]

That doesn't work for everything.

[Novembro 1,763]

God is everywhere, in all of Creation.

fkin hate the thought of him seeing my sh*ts every day.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM, GOD.