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I AM NOT THAT GUY Grand Master

I AM NOT THAT GUY   5,715

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Everybody heard of Jeff Foxworthy? "If you have to help your cousin take the wheels off his new home, you might be a redneck."

Here are the rules.

1. Previous poster sets the condition. For example:

If you put Chocolate on your french fries....

2. Current poster comes up with suspect, and sets a condition of his/her own. For example:

If you put chocolate on your french fries....

You might be a chocoholic.

If you wear plaid everywhere you go....

3. Next poster comes up with, "You might be a Scotman," and so on.

We can begin,

If you smell roses everywhere you go....

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Calypso
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Then you must be rade2rising If you buy your pets clothes

spookyturtle
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Then you probably like vegetables too. If you play games alone

Calypso
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Then you haven't had some good nookie for a long time If you like carrots and celery

X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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You might be a florist.

If you wear a helmet while you work...

Then you must be a front line soldier

If you pick up trash on the sidewalk ....

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X Factor Grand Master

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You might be performing community service.

If you whistle while you work....

Your fiancee just got her visa approved

If you check the USCIS website 5 times a day ....

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X Factor Grand Master

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you just might be a victim.

If you find women's underwear hanging to dry in your bathroom the next morning...

Then you must be married

If you somke pot daily then you must be ....

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Darnell Grand Master

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You Pay yer monthly cable bill on time.

If'n there's 11 qu pao's hanging in yer closet ...

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Darnell Grand Master

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You Pay yer monthly cable bill on time.

If'n there's 11 qi pao's hanging in yer closet ...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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You Pay yer monthly cable bill on time.

If'n there's 11 qu pao's hanging in yer closet ...

Then you are not a perfectionist or you would would round it out to having 12.

If everyday your specials to your customers involve a bakers dozen then ...

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Darnell Grand Master

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You run an edible underbritches shop..

If'n you have 2 tonnes of horse manure carefully aging out back...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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You run an edible underbritches shop..

If'n you have 2 tonnes of horse manure carefully aging out back...

Then you must be a horse breeder

If you enjoy cow tipping then ...

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Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
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AOS approved 8/24/13

X Factor Grand Master

X Factor   1,112

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You might be an organic farmer.

If you are scared of wok-wok birds...

Then you live in a virtual world

If you carry around lightsabers ...

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
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NOA2 8/16/12
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NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

 

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