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Just Some Humor I found....College Student Q & A

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College Student Q and A :oops:

Q: What does the average Mississippi State player gets on his SATs?

A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?

A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?

A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?

A: His freshman year.

Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?

A: Lexington, Kentucky . . .

He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday,

Hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

:whistle:;):unsure::huh::jest::dancing::clock::pop:

Cheers

Paul

Edited by hampster

"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

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:idea:

ppl will see this - no need to keep bumping every 30 mins ":)

oh ok sorry i was bored.. lol :dancing: too much caffiene :dancing:

Nice to have that cool change here in Adelaide..


"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

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thanks for bumping it..good humor about the SEC..and some truth


Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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hampster,

You are hereby charged with a violation of Section 5.2.1.b of the Visajourney Antiracism and Harmony Maintenance Code. Please report to Captain Ewok immediately.

:blink: Hampster, reporting to Captain Ewok Sir :oops:

I here by blanketly apologise to any or all people i have offended.

As the topic header says" Just some Humour I found... College Q & A..


"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

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hampster,

You are hereby charged with a violation of Section 5.2.1.b of the Visajourney Antiracism and Harmony Maintenance Code. Please report to Captain Ewok immediately.

:blink: Hampster, reporting to Captain Ewok Sir :oops:

I here by blanketly apologise to any or all people i have offended.

As the topic header says" Just some Humour I found... College Q & A..

your punishment is go to the IMBRA forum for a week


Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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