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If 99.9% Were Good Enough, then...

* Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.

* 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes

* 1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute.

* 12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day.

* 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year.

* 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover.

* 5,517,200 cases of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months will be flatter than a bad tire.

* Two plane landings daily at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago will be unsafe.

* 3,065 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.

* 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.

* 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.

* 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect card holder information on their magnetic strips.

* $9,690 will be spent today, tomorrow, next Thursday, and every day in the future on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment.

* 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months.

* 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.

* $761,900 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and CDs that won't play.

* 107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.

* 315 entries in Webster's Third New International Dictionary of the English Language will turn out to be misspelled.


Lifting Conditions- Nebraska Service Center

3-22-2007: Sent out I-751

3-24-2007: Received at NSC

3-27-2007: Official USCIS received date

3-30-2007: Both checks cashed and case number received

4-05-2007: NOA1 received in mail with correct case number

4-05-2007: NOA1 case number works online

4-06-2007: Received Biometrics appointment notice

4-17-2007: Biometrics Appointment and TOUCHED :)

5-02-2007: Greencard expires

Dec 2007: Received extention until Dec 2008

5-09-2008: Card production ordered!! FINALLY!!!

Naturalization!!!!

Finally getting around to N-400... Filed under 5 years of PR status

5-11-2010: Sent out N-400 - Phoenix, AZ Lockbox

5-13-2010: Received at Lockbox

5-25-2010: Checks Cashed :)

5-28-2010: NOA received but case number doesn't work

6-04-2010: Case number works online and says RFE sent 6-2-10

6-07-2010: Received letter for biometrics

6-22-2010: Biometrics appointment

7-24-2010: Received interview letter

8-26-2010: Interview-PASSED!!

9-30-2010: Oath Ceremony Indianapolis

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If 99.9% Were Good Enough, then...

* 107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.

I'm sure there are more than 107 as it is. :whistle:


"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Canada
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Thats why there are systems with checks along the way to prevent these types of issues. Id be happy if my house had power 99.9% of the time.


IR1

April 14, 2004 I-130 NOA1

April 25, 2005 IR1 Received

April 26, 2005 POE Dorval Airport

May 13, 2005 Welcome to America Letters Received

May 21, 2005 PR Card in Mail

May 26, 2005 Applied for SSN at local office

June 06, 2005 SSN Received

June 11, 2005 Driver Licence Issued!

June 20, 2005 Deb gets a Check Card! Just like Donald Trump's!

Citizenship

Jan 30, 2008 N400 Mailed off to the VSC!

Feb 2, 2008 N400 Received at VSC

Feb 6, 2008 Check Cashed!

Feb 13, 2008 NOA1 Received

Feb 15, 2008 Fingerprint letter received. (Feb 26th scheduled)

Feb 18, 2008 Mailed out the old Please Reschedule us for Biometics <sigh>...

Feb 27, 2008 Received the new scheduled biometrics.

Mar 15, 2008 Biometrics Rescheduled.

Sep 18, 2008 Interview Letter Recieved.

Nov 11, 2008 Interview Passed :-).

Nov 14, 2008 Oath Cerimony.

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Filed: Country: Philippines
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I suppose if you were to apply that like a blanket over everything, you're bound to have problems with it. Thankfully this complex world we live in isn't computable by simple math. ;)

Edited by Steven_and_Jinky

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