RUBbette Wives & Housework, si man

[Loving_girl 38]

1.a. As stated, you are a mere chica and no one should listen to you, no ma'am (just kidding, soy un macho man). - Si, Señor! A sus ordenes

1.b. If Mrs. T-B. turns out not to be my final wife, I'll scour the southern part of the Western Hemisphere, then maybe get back with you, si ma'am. --- Por dios, Let me know and i pick u a niceeee LADY and a housewife, eso es, Señor!

2. http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/110313-us-consulate-in-guayaquil-ecuador/

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/180306-guayaquil-consulate-administrative-process/ - No comments, they just mess up with peoples lifes and plans......to attend,,,,,,not to attend.........feel sorry for this human factor, cos if some things are not written in official page than how on earth they can demand them to be done?!!!! CRAZY LATINO RULES.........

3.a. Did the dishwarsher (Texas spelling) thing last night and again tonight. I wish that a foto (Spanish spelling) had been available of the kitchen before Mrs. T-B. finally cleaned it up. It was a classic, sigh man! Despite the clean-up, I had yet another nice conversation with three more of Mrs. T-B.'s pets, the kitchen ants. The names of these ones are Hector, Diego, and Juan Pablo. They want more spilled honey, optimally in the same spot all the time, but they're largely happy and definitely well-fed, si man. - Dile mis saludos a Juan Pablo, que lo vi en una peli reciente

3.b. Love is a chica's perspective. From here, it was as much that no one messes with me, no man. - Machoooooo mannnn machoooo man you are annnn machooo man No love for true cowboy

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I'm low-tech to the extreme and can provide no fotos (Spanish spelling, si man). However, trust me to the max on this, believe man.

This eve, the dishwasher load was actually manageable. Mrs. T-B. had stowed only small stuff on the top rack, and the dinner plates et al. were still in the sink. Furthermore, there was ample room on both racks to arrange what needed washing. She must be sick -- like any good gringo, I must show my genuine love by one of the following:

-- suggest that she take some pills (it matters not what -- pills = good); or

-- offer her one or more pills.

She is finally learning that a gringo shows love through one of the above, see man. As luck has it, the matter is academic: everyone in the casa (Mrs. T-B., Mini-B., cat) is sleeping, zzz man.

If you guys think that this thread is humorous, check out:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

Well now THERE is a difference! She really "eats pills"? That is like a horrible thing in Ukraine! NO PILLS! Just tonight I had a headache, I have a bit of a cold. Me, I say it is because we just spent two weeks in crowded subways, trams, airplanes, freedom square, etc. NO! It is because on Tuesday I went out walking in the city and did not wear my long underwear (it was +4C...38F) "Now you are ill, I told you!" Uh huh. "Don't eat pills! I will fix your headache" In comes a steaming big wash pan of hot water and... dry mustard...for my FEET!

My feet are in the mixture now. Feels good but I still have the headache. After the foot soak I am ordered to take a shower (to wash off the mustard I guess) and go to bed and read instead of use the computer. If I get the chance I am going to eat a pair of Exedrin tablets when I drink the tea which is no doubt coming next. Right now I have hot water with lemon and honey for my stomach and hot water with mustard for my feet...and a headache.

ОН! Это ужасно!

[Loving_girl 38]

Well now THERE is a difference! She really "eats pills"? That is like a horrible thing in Ukraine! NO PILLS! Just tonight I had a headache, I have a bit of a cold. Me, I say it is because we just spent two weeks in crowded subways, trams, airplanes, freedom square, etc. NO! It is because on Tuesday I went out walking in the city and did not wear my long underwear (it was +4C...38F) "Now you are ill, I told you!" Uh huh. "Don't eat pills! I will fix your headache" In comes a steaming big wash pan of hot water and... dry mustard...for my FEET! = I guess she wanted to cure ur cold..........cos as far as I know, hot water and mustard (dry not the one you eat!!!) really helps when person is cold, and yes I KNOW PEOPLE THINK WE ARE CRAZY but who cares, as far as we are healthy!

Frankly speaking I am same as your Alla, do not consider pills as something that should be consumed on food level We are more of untraditional medicine.........yeah/...I know....witches! BRUJAS PURAS BRUJAS UCRANIANAS

uppps.......i promised TB to be silent........but i warned that from time to time will put my "5 kopiykas"

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Yep, dry mustard. And yes, I asked, it is for the cold BUT the headache is from the cold so she is attacking the headache at its source. Brilliant. I NEVER argue. Given that modern medicine has not cured the common cold...why not?

Alla is currently working on a RN and is no dummy when it comes to medical issues. She avoids pills at every opportunity. If she tries that stinky concoction she makes and rolls in cheesecloth and tries to wrap around my neck, I am jumping out the bedroom window!

[Loving_girl 38]

Yep, dry mustard. And yes, I asked, it is for the cold BUT the headache is from the cold so she is attacking the headache at its source. Brilliant. I NEVER argue. Given that modern medicine has not cured the common cold...why not?

Alla is currently working on a RN and is no dummy when it comes to medical issues. She avoids pills at every opportunity. If she tries that stinky concoction she makes and rolls in cheesecloth and tries to wrap around my neck, I am jumping out the bedroom window!

. - i may only say i agree with her! And u are lucky to have a wife like her!!!!

[TBoneTX 43,157]

I insist on reporting that pills are crucial to and for gringos, see man. Mrs. T-B. announced tonight that she took an acetaminophen tablet for her muscular aches; I had to re-educate her that aspirin works better for that (and will help her sleep), si man.

The kitchen wasn't TOO destroyed today, considering that the only meal made was breakfast for Mini-B., wee man.