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Captain Oates   911

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<Macca news>

A guy in his 60's from Northern England is marrying an American bird who is 51 and has a degree in business studies. It is his 3rd Marriage

Speaking as a guy in his 60's from Northern England and who is on his 3rd marriage and is married to a 51 year old American bird who has a degree in business studies - I can tell him it's already been done !

That number 2 of his was a nightmare and he could have got one with 2 legs for the same money, so it can't be worse for him this time

She has a bigger wad than someone with a really big wad so money will not be an issue or a motive

Good lad Macca

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Captain Oates   911

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Wow, she does not look 51. And what is an American bird?

You mean she looks older ?

a bird is a female human otherwise known as 'her indoors' as in 'she's only a bird in a gilded cage'

If there's one thing that I like

It's a burn up on my bike

If my bird decides to turn up

I'm off to have a burn up

A burn up on my bike is what I like

American would be 'my b*tch' so 'bird' is ok compared

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Captain Oates   911

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no, she looks much younger!

I prefer something with a bit of tread left myself

It's amazing how people look older or younger than their years

Mick Jagger looked 70 when he was 19

Some people act 70 when they are 21 (21 going on 70)..others get more immature with age (Harold Wilson speaking of Tony Benn )

I predict they will be a great success together especially as he has had a four year test drive and a chance to kick the tires although she probably made herself scarce once a month - always a wise move for a lady who wants to keep em hooked

He probably thinks she won't change after they marry - she probably thinks he will

(you may say I'm a dreamer)

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Mick Jagger looked 70 when he was 19
It's been said that Mick Jagger should iron his face, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Captain Oates Mentor

Captain Oates   911

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It's been said that Mick Jagger should iron his face, si man.

Still gets the top totty though

it's not fair yeah yeah

Some women like a bit of rough every now and then... I never go down woof woof street

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