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So this gal gets pregnant and goes to the doc and she says well doc I'm just about due to drop now, and I gotta tell ya I'm in some powerful pain. And the doc he's kind of a good ol boy and he says well now don't you worry yourself, I got these pills that's gonna take away half your pain, but now the only thing is, it makes the father get the other half. Well this kinda worries the husband, but she grabs that bottle of pills from the doc and says well that sounds just fine to me, and she pops one of them pills. And just like that, half her pain goes away. She looks at hubby and he says well I'm doing just fine, why don't you just pop another one of them pills if you're still hurting? So she does and wouldn't you know the other half of her pain goes away and she shoots that kid out just like she was whistling dixie. She asks hubby how are you doing, and he just smiles and says well I'm doing just fine thank you very much. Well wouldn't you know they go home the next day with their new baby boy and they find the milk man deader than a door nail on their front stoop.

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So this gal gets pregnant and goes to the doc and she says well doc I'm just about due to drop now, and I gotta tell ya I'm in some powerful pain. And the doc he's kind of a good ol boy and he says well now don't you worry yourself, I got these pills that's gonna take away half your pain, but now the only thing is, it makes the father get the other half. Well this kinda worries the husband, but she grabs that bottle of pills from the doc and says well that sounds just fine to me, and she pops one of them pills. And just like that, half her pain goes away. She looks at hubby and he says well I'm doing just fine, why don't you just pop another one of them pills if you're still hurting? So she does and wouldn't you know the other half of her pain goes away and she shoots that kid out just like she was whistling dixie. She asks hubby how are you doing, and he just smiles and says well I'm doing just fine thank you very much. Well wouldn't you know they go home the next day with their new baby boy and they find the milk man deader than a door nail on their front stoop.


Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Well I should tell you the joke about the airplane but I think it might be over your head.

I got bad news for you, Johnny Reb, all the Viagra in the world ain't gonna make the South rise again. tongue.gif


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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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Well that reminds me of a good one. Seems there was this fellow out in Chickasaw County Mississippi. He's walking along and see this dog attacking this little boy. Well he walks on over, takes out his pocket knife and kills the dog right then and there. Well right about that time a reporter from the local tribune comes along and congratulates the man and says I saw it all, and tomorrow's edition is gonna say Local man saves boy from killer dog. Well the man says that's real nice and all but I aint from Chickasaw. So the reporter says well that's alright we'll just say Mississipi man saves boy from killer dog. So the man says well actually I aint even from Mississippi. I'm from New York city. So the reporter shakes his head and says well I guess it's gonna have to say Yankee kills beloved family pet.

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Well I should tell you the joke about the airplane but I think it might be over your head.

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

kodasmall3.jpg

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Well I should tell you the joke about the airplane but I think it might be over your head.

Besides, you'd forget how it goes, Gene Tracy. tongue.gif


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2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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