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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Belarus

If you have seen this before apologies.. thought it was cute :)

"K-Visa Delight"

By Paul Mayer, Consular Section Chief at the U.S. Consulate General in Montreal.

Set to the tune of "Afternoon Delight", Starland Vocal Band circa 1976

"(verse 1)

Gonna get your K visa, baby hold on tight

Gonna do your DS-160 tonight

We met while gaming online, we both love to fight

Playing World of Warcraft online each and every night


Consul Generals do their business in the light of day

Documenting monkey business for VO/L/A

(verse 2)

Your U.S. trip is working up my appetite

2000 bucks I'm sending for your one-way, First Class flight

Another thousand's for your wedding gown, alright?

I'll sexx you up like Color Me Badd on our honeymoon night.


Skyrockets in flight,

K-visa delight (x2)

Guys like me can score alright.

(verse 3)

Our first meeting FTF will put me in the mood

I've liked those saucy pix you've sent me where you've been half nude

My roommate is a pig and he behaves so rude

He told me that in real life you're a Nigerian dude


Skyrockets in flight,

K-visa delight (x2)

You love me with all your might

(verse 4)

I'm against K visas and I'll tell you why

My sexy internet fiancée's a Nigerian guy

I cleaned my momma's basement, bought a new necktie

Waited ten hours at the airport, now I'm want to cry


Skyrockets in flight

K-visa delight (x2)

I'll try again tomorrow night."

Edited by brokenfamily

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