QUIZ: What is your world view?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

But bacon is something bigger than yourself... and you are willing to share it, independently that I just take it anyway.

No wonder I'm gripped by angst -- The Man is keeping me down.

(and that's a little hawt)

[HAL 9000 96]

At least we're not talking about you, a wall, and bacon. Cause that would be wrong.

[Doris_G 4]

88% Materialist.

12% Onanist.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

At least we're not talking about you, a wall, and bacon. Cause that would be wrong.

So wrong. So HAWT.

Excuse me while I go have a lie down; I'm feeling uncommonly warm.

88% Materialist.

12% Onanist.

I knew it!

[slim 1,533]

Then just tell her about the bacon.

I can't tell her about anything that brings me pleasure. She'll disagree with it.

The Man is keeping me down.

(and that's a little hawt)

What if The Man tied you up with bacon?

[HAL 9000 96]

So wrong. So HAWT.

Excuse me while I go have a lie down; I'm feeling uncommonly warm.

Make sure the bacon don't burn ya.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Make sure the bacon don't burn ya.

Oh no, it's at body temperature.

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

Make sure the bacon don't burn ya.

Dude she is just usin the fat!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

What if The Man tied you up with bacon?

Only if we could charge Pay-Per-View for the live stream. I'm moving next week and I could use a little extra for the movers.

[HAL 9000 96]

Oh no, it's at body temperature.

Just clarify that its cooked. We don't want to gross anyone out after all.

Dude she is just usin the fat!

Fine by us.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Dude she is just usin the fat!

Bacon fat has many uses, it's true.

[slim 1,533]

Only if we could charge Pay-Per-View for the live stream. I'm moving next week and I could use a little extra for the movers.

Put it on Craigslist NSA. Someone will pay to bite your bacon.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just clarify that its cooked. We don't want to gross anyone out after all.

Goodness, of course it is! REALLY! What kind of strumpet do you think I am?

*grumbles*

[HAL 9000 96]

Goodness, of course it is! REALLY! What kind of strumpet do you think I am?

*grumbles*

Just checkin... cause if you wanna get tied up... we gotta make sure its a little undercooked so it doesn't just shatter and crumble all over you like glittler on a West Coast vampire.

[Mags 112]

Maven is very very determined and territorial. And bitey.

Much, except I don't wear a breastplate. And I wear a lot of liquid black eyeliner.

And she probably doesn't look as good in a leather corset as the Maven!