Commies 4 Christ...Redux Part Trois

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You know what gets me?

Don't know if you've experienced this - but there's been a person like this in every job I've had - When you go into the traps and someone has left a present for the next person, not even bothering to flush. Not only that - but the ####### is about 6" around in diameter. Perhaps it swells up from being in the water - cause I'd have to think that a person would blow out their "O" ring trying to pass something like that.

God, you talk so pretty.

But yes, I have experienced the Phantom Non-Flusher. There was someone at my last job in London who clearly enjoyed doing this because it happened at least once a week during the five years I worked there.

[Ban Hammer 14,793]

I pull out the snake and one time I had to pull it out with my bare hands.

are you eric now?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

There's a guy I know at the bank office down the road who was telling me about someone who deliberately lines the toilet bowl with successive layers of toilet paper that drape down to the floor and then deposits the ####### in the middle.

Personally, I think that people who that kind of thing hate their jobs and do it as some sort of retaliation.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

There's a guy I know at the bank office down the road who was telling me about someone who deliberately lines the toilet bowl with successive layers of toilet paper that drape down to the floor and then deposits the ####### in the middle.

Personally, I think that people who that kind of thing hate their jobs and do it as some sort of retaliation.

That's a level of baroque passive-aggressive behaviour that you have to go on a three-day course to learn.

[ValerieA 350]

Good to know the type of courses they offer in the UK...

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Off to make another assault on the toilet. If I don't post in the next half hour, call the fire brigade.

Good to know the type of courses they offer in the UK...

Oh yes, it's ever so progressive there.

[^_^ 5,021]

You know what gets me?

Don't know if you've experienced this - but there's been a person like this in every job I've had - When you go into the traps and someone has left a present for the next person, not even bothering to flush. Not only that - but the ####### is about 6" around in diameter. Perhaps it swells up from being in the water - cause I'd have to think that a person would blow out their "O" ring trying to pass something like that.

I see it all the time. Especially when... no, never mind.

[Nina~ 431]

Off to make another assault on the toilet. If I don't post in the next half hour, call the fire brigade.

TMI. Maybe you should go and assault another toilet that is less clogged

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I see it all the time. Especially when... no, never mind.

Seriously, how can a person take a dump that thick around? How can it be physiologically possible?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

TMI. Maybe you should go and assault another toilet that is less clogged

Is there such a thing as TMI on OT?

Seriously, how can a person take a dump that thick around? How can it be physiologically possible?

Ummmm, I suppose one could train it.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

TMI. Maybe you should go and assault another toilet that is less clogged

Well there's no point buying another toilet until the last one is properly clogged and can be taken away for recycling.

[Amby 490]

what is with people flushing food down the toilet? is it really THAT bad? neil used to do that with his mom's food all the time. I'd never seen someone do that before

[^_^ 5,021]

Seriously, how can a person take a dump that thick around? How can it be physiologically possible?

Muscles stretch, dude. See: childbirth.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

what is with people flushing food down the toilet? is it really THAT bad? neil used to do that with his mom's food all the time. I'd never seen someone do that before

I've not seen someone do that. Although I did once see the remains of a sandwich in a toilet cubicle

Muscles stretch, dude. See: childbirth.

That's not something you necessarily want to stretch. Not unless you enjoy wearing Depends.

[ValerieA 350]

We seem to be into toilet humour today.