Commies 4 Christ...Redux Part Trois

[ValerieA 350]

Read more: http://www.thesun.co...l#ixzz0ta5PiHIi

Some people should have been hit harder by the recession, if they waste their money on that #######.

Oh, and Val, my toilet's blocked again.

What did you try to stuff down it?

Your ex? No court would convict you. I'll be your alibi.

No.

Your loss. Houston PMs are the shiznits.

[Nina~ 431]

Your loss. Houston PMs are the shiznits.

You tell him girl! Houston PMs are awesome

Nina's a PM?

If I were a PM, I would fire myself. I hate all PM.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's a long story, but I kind of tried to flush carbonised rice down it.

[^_^ 5,021]

If I were a PM, I would fire myself. I hate all PM.

I briefly flirted with getting PMI certified back in 2008. I once attended a panel discussion with a bunch of experienced PMs and decided then and there... I could never be one of these freaks.

[Nina~ 431]

I briefly flirted with getting PMI certified back in 2008. I once attended a panel discussion with a bunch of experienced PMs and decided then and there... I could never be one of these freaks.

When I was in college, I worked for a bunch of PMs. Everytime they were late on a project, they would call for a meeting and person who doesn't show up for the meeting would get blamed. And if everyone does show up for the meeting, the part-time student workers would get a memo the next day saying that the project is late because we are spending too much time surfing the internet. I must say, Dilbert finally started making sense after I worked for them

[^_^ 5,021]

When I was in college, I worked for a bunch of PMs. Everytime they were late on a project, they would call for a meeting and person who doesn't show up for the meeting would get blamed. And if everyone does show up for the meeting, the part-time student workers would get a memo the next day saying that the project is late because we are spending too much time surfing the internet. I must say, Dilbert finally started making sense after I worked for them

Die, PMs, die!

[Ban Hammer 14,793]

Oh, and Val, my toilet's blocked again.

aj probably took a monster dump in it.

[Amby 490]

I was going to go to Alesund in Norway this week but me friend is coming here instead I kinda wish I was going there because it looks beautiful!

[Amby 490]

I'm looking forward to seeing Janice Dickinson on Come Dine With Me this week! From the previews you can really tell they all hate her. It'll be great!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

aj probably took a monster dump in it.

Well, that would explain why that fetid stew won't go down.

[ValerieA 350]

That does look gorgeous, Amby. No way you'll have time to get there?

I'm going to spend the rest of my day trying to not think of Maven's toilet. One of my weirder ones.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

It's one thing to block a toilet with paper, blocking it with sh!t is something else altogether. Especially when you have to plunge it and it gets all mashed up in the bowl and the smell comes back on you.

:crying:

[^_^ 5,021]

It's one thing to block a toilet with paper, blocking it with sh!t is something else altogether. Especially when you have to plunge it and it gets all mashed up in the bowl and the smell comes back on you.

:crying:

There are times when my plunger doesn't do it. I pull out the snake and one time I had to pull it out with my bare hands.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's one thing to block a toilet with paper, blocking it with sh!t is something else altogether. Especially when you have to plunge it and it gets all mashed up in the bowl and the smell comes back on you.

:crying:

Welcome to my world.

But the blockage was carbonised rice.

There are times when my plunger doesn't do it. I pull out the snake and one time I had to pull it out with my bare hands.

I'm off to Lowes later to buy a snake. Plunger can only do so much.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

There are times when my plunger doesn't do it. I pull out the snake and one time I had to pull it out with my bare hands.

You know what gets me?

Don't know if you've experienced this - but there's been a person like this in every job I've had - When you go into the traps and someone has left a present for the next person, not even bothering to flush. Not only that - but the ####### is about 6" around in diameter. Perhaps it swells up from being in the water - cause I'd have to think that a person would blow out their "O" ring trying to pass something like that.

Edited July 13, 2010 by Its a MADHOUSE