Jesus Lied About Prayer

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Jesus Lied About Prayer

Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity right away. Or better yet ask God to move the mountains behind my house. He could make a lot of converts that way. If I'm converted today, I'll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to kissing God's ####. If I'm not converted it would only be fair for you to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt.

Here are the quotes from Jesus that proves that he lied:

1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)

2) Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)

3) Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)

4) Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)

5) And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)

6) And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)

7) If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB)

8) It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB)

9) On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24 NAB)

A lot of Christians ignore what Jesus actually says in the Bible. They also tend to add things to the actual words to make them say something else. If you honestly and truthfully read these quotes, without adding to them, it is very easy to see that Jesus is not saying that God will think about your prayers. He says God will grant all your prayers. Clearly, God doesn't grant all prayers and this proves that Jesus was a habitual liar.

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You will get a lot of ####### for posting this but you have a +1 from me, brave soldier of truth!

[Mags 112]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AXOmPZ6fo

[secretsquirrel 4]

I cannot STAND David Mitchell.

[Mags 112]

I think I just peed my pants.

How is it even possible to hate DM?????????????

Edited July 8, 2010 by Mags

[slim 1,533]

That clip is classic!

[Mags 112]

That clip is classic!

Isn't it just? I'd love to be locked in a cupboard with that man!

[secretsquirrel 4]

Isn't it just? I'd love to be locked in a cupboard with that man!

That sounds like my version of heck.

[JohnSmith2007 353]

This is from someone who has no concept of faith. Of course he doesn't understand. Those with faith do understand and and are not disheartend by the tauntings of a non believer.

[chri'stina 190]

You will get a lot of ####### for posting this but you have a +1 from me, brave soldier of truth!

Wow, look at all the ####### he is getting for it! He is soooo brave.

[Captain Oates 911]

Wow, look at all the ####### he is getting for it! He is soooo brave.

I like religion because they all charge their members money. That means that every time someone tithes, I move up the economic scale and they move down.

They spend all Sunday or whatever in church so the road is free for me to get around.

Religious girls get twice the kick out of illicit sex - I used to specialise in Catholics and that guilt really gave em a buzz.

When I swear to god with the USCIS etc, people believe everything I say

I really don't see a downside to religion as far as my life is concerned and so I don't want to see it decline.

I therefore deplore this thread on those grounds

[secretsquirrel 4]

Religious girls get twice the kick out of illicit sex - I used to specialise in Catholics and that guilt really gave em a buzz.

It's true. You sound like you know what you're talking about! Are you looking to repeat this any time soon?

[Captain Oates 911]

It's true. You sound like you know what you're talking about! Are you looking to repeat this any time soon?

I have an internet cyber GF and I know she is watching and listening - so I had better say No

I was single 18 years between marriages so I researched religion and other social issues in

reality rather than theory.

Meeting stupid people doesn't annoy me - it confirms my suspicion that there are many below me in the scale and it gives me a glow of satisfaction. It's the only way to think if you want a calm contented life.

Edited July 8, 2010 by saywhat

[secretsquirrel 4]

I have an internet cyber GF and I know she is watching and listening - so I had better say No

Oh.

Fiddlesticks.

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh.

Fiddlesticks.

Yes that's her name. We are setting up a cyber harem and I only have 3 members at the mo..

As long as you are not a geezer and don't have red hair, applications will be considered - she isn't jealous so long as she gets first bash at me on sunday evening at 7pm while 60 minutes is on - that's what I call a sport !