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Airline Finds Crate of 60 Severed Heads Just Thrown in a Box.

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The guy who opened the box didn't faint. Or scream. The event unfolded like as follows:

Checker 1: This books seems funny. Better to extra checks. Can't be sure about anything in post 9/11 world.

--opens box--

C1: Dang! That's a lot of head. HEY, BOB, CHECK THIS OUT.

C1 throws a head to Bob.

Bob: What the! -faints-

Checker 2: I better twitter this now.

C2's grandmother follows C2'S tweets.

Grandmother: I better retweet this.

Reporter follows Grandmother because she dishes out old world recipes

Reporter: It's a slow news day. Let's write a short article about this.

And that's how it ended up on VJ.

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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The guy who opened the box didn't faint. Or scream. The event unfolded like as follows:

Checker 1: This books seems funny. Better to extra checks. Can't be sure about anything in post 9/11 world.

--opens box--

C1: Dang! That's a lot of head. HEY, BOB, CHECK THIS OUT.

C1 throws a head to Bob.

Bob: What the! -faints-

Checker 2: I better twitter this now.

C2's grandmother follows C2'S tweets.

Grandmother: I better retweet this.

Reporter follows Grandmother because she dishes out old world recipes

Reporter: It's a slow news day. Let's write a short article about this.

And that's how it ended up on VJ.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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