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Purchasing....

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as

follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Leasing....

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen ..

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for

5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old

* no coaxing

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all requests

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.


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The Great Canadian to Texas Transfer Timeline:

2/22/2010 - I-129F Packet Mailed

2/24/2010 - Packet Delivered to VSC

2/26/2010 - VSC Cashed Filing Fee

3/04/2010 - NOA1 Received!

8/14/2010 - Touched!

10/04/2010 - NOA2 Received!

10/25/2010 - Packet 3 Received!

02/07/2011 - Medical!

03/15/2011 - Interview in Montreal! - Approved!!!

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Then she goes & screws other men, possibly bringing you an STD to enjoy.


8/2/2021:  Mailed N-400

8/4/2021: N-400 received

8/6/2021:  Biometrics to be reused
3/15/2022:  Interview (successful)

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Purchasing....

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as

follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Leasing....

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen ..

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for

5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old

* no coaxing

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all requests

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

Fail troll is fail. You do know that trolling is against the TOS right? :rolleyes:

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Then she goes & screws other men, possibly bringing you an STD to enjoy.

in many cases you run into this problem regardless :lol:


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The Great Canadian to Texas Transfer Timeline:

2/22/2010 - I-129F Packet Mailed

2/24/2010 - Packet Delivered to VSC

2/26/2010 - VSC Cashed Filing Fee

3/04/2010 - NOA1 Received!

8/14/2010 - Touched!

10/04/2010 - NOA2 Received!

10/25/2010 - Packet 3 Received!

02/07/2011 - Medical!

03/15/2011 - Interview in Montreal! - Approved!!!

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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Assuming women are chattel, of course rolleyes.gif

Saying that, I loathe HM..

I didn't give a flying ** about HM, until I read her claims in her divorce decree. :rofl:

She's a walking, talking media wh0ring reason for prenup agreements.

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Then she goes & screws other men, possibly bringing you an STD to enjoy.

what made you sure HM doesn't screw other men and possibly bringing std too?


11/05/09 - Sent I-130 for mother via snail mail

11/13/09 - Received NOA1

03/05/10 - Received NOA2

03/11/10 - Case entered into NVC system, MNL case # assigned

03/18/10 - Sent DS3032 via E-mail

03/24/10 - DS3032 entered into NVC system

03/25/10 - Received IV Fee bill by E-mail, PAID both IV and AOS Fees on-line

03/26/10 - AOS Bill showed as PAID (still waiting for 2009 Tax Transcript from IRS)

03/29/10 - IV Bill showed as PAID (still waiting for mother's documents from the Philippines)

04/09/10 - Sent AOS Package by snail mail

04/12/10 - NVC received AOS package

04/19/10 - Sent IV Package by snail mail

04/21/10 - NVC received IV package

04/28/10 - AOS accepted (received checklist re:IV package even if NVC received it already)

05/03/10 - Sign In FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!

05/05/10 - AVR message: "CASE COMPLETED ON 05/04/10"

05/12/10 - Received interview letter via e-mail

05/17-18/10 - Medical Exam

06/16/10 - Interview Appointment @ the Embassy (Canceled because of sputum and culture test, 2 months waiting)

08/05/10 - New Interview Appointment

08/07/10 - Visa delivered 2 days after interview

08/27/10 - LAX P.O.E.

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It sounds like he could have made a better choice of mate, but hey--he won't starve.


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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

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December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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in many cases you run into this problem regardless :lol:

what made you sure HM doesn't screw other men and possibly bringing std too?

Very true statements.


8/2/2021:  Mailed N-400

8/4/2021: N-400 received

8/6/2021:  Biometrics to be reused
3/15/2022:  Interview (successful)

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