The mistress

[justashooter 430]

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this

absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband

a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and

Walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a

divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a

divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in

Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Mercedes and Lexus in the

garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his

arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

[trillium13 84]

The sad thing is I think that could easily happen.

[edp333 9]

The husbands must have been politicians or lawyers.

post 3000

[one...two...tree 2,762]

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

[Marzy 1]

ours is prettier