February 2010 Filers -- I-129F -- VSC

[SandT 0]

It seems the USCIS site is finally letting people check status again. No change on ours yet, but I'm feeling hopeful for it to happen within the next two weeks. (otherwise, I might have to scream, instead. )

[kharkovpoacher 4]

I'm happy to see the beer swilling, naked dancing, pole dancing,self touching happening here. Sounds like my times at Subic Bay, Phillipines. Wooooooooohoooooooo. I have been busy touching myself. Darn, I am good.

It looks like I have pulled this room down to my level. Mission accomplished. Naw, I'm not done with y'all yet. It is coming. We have yet to reach the bottom.

Cum on VSC, y'all are not finished with us yet. There are still many of us left. VSC is such a big tease. Approving some, touching others but not giving them the "happy ending."

Lohninck, you have to get yours soon. How do you stay so patient?

UKPrincess, they are just teasing your application. That is so wrong of them.

I have a theory. I won't be approved for a long time. The nice people at VSC have fallen in love with my provacative pictures and want them to keep coming. I am a handsome one. I wish they would tire of me though and become smitten with someone else. Maybe I should not have sent them the one picture of me with the sheep.

David, I still say we will be in Kyiv at the same time. We will have to send the women shopping while we grab a pivo and do a little sightseeing on Kreschatik street. The mini-skirts and high heels should be in full bloom at that time of year. Just kidding people, Vika is the only one I will be looking at. I don't want to lose a certain part of my anatomy.

I will do an especially dirty dance today for the karma. I need to find a midget, some gardening tools, and two kinds of fruit. That should do it.

Edited May 13, 2010 by kharkovpoacher

[dswann 1]

I say lets rock Kiev the "Redneck way"man. I can see now. grill, lounge chairs and cooler in front of US embassy there. We will cook the Jarheads one as well. Wait a minute, that is us. If you have the portabpe tv we could replay a nascar race for full effect. Of course i will have my bug zapper with me there for added effect. We will spare nothing.

David, should i bring the Disco ball? or is that too much?

[kharkovpoacher 4]

We will also need tiki torches, a flea ridden dog (should not be hard to find), owl shapped lantern lights in the trees, a car on blocks(again, not hard to find), and a rusting appliance. That might be hard, I might have to bring one of my own. I think the disco ball would be too tacky.LOL. We should also make sure our attire is correct. Crocs for footwear, wife beater T-shirts, a Bass Pro Shops hat(complete with stains), and too tight jeans. Grab me another cold one seen as how your up.

[dswann 1]

One blow up plastice pool for beer and a place to put our feet. Yes, I am up for it. Show be great photo's for sure.

[Lohninck 2]

I pray to the VSC Gods that kharkovpoacher keeps posting here even after he gets his approval. If you're ever hunting in NJ and need an extra beer, let me know, we'll always have one or two dozen ready for you at my house.

As for the patience.. there's a lot of behind the scene ranting and raving, trust me. I try to keep it civil and not too whiny on the forums but I have a secret weapon for VSC if they don't give me a damn approval soon.. bwahaha. Good luck to everyone, today's a new VSC day, let's see which of us gets lucky.. and I don't mean that way.. oh, God, kharkov is rubbing off on me..

[kharkovpoacher 4]

Busy day today. I had to put the wheels back on the house. Gotta stay one step ahead of the repo man. I'm only 6 payments behind. I hate it when I get drunk and can't remember where I parked my house.

David, how could we forget the Earnhardt flag with birdshot holes in it from the Rusty Wallace fan.

Lohninck, rubbing off of you, rubbing on me. It's all good. Where is that line that I'm not supposed to cross again. It has to be close.

Allright, everyone, alltogether. "Cum on VSC!!!!!!"

[LeslienScott 6]

COME ON VSC!!!!

kharkovpoacher...don't forget the pink flamingo!

[solmarc 7]

COME ON VSC!!!!

kharkovpoacher...don't forget the pink flamingo!

I am dancing you Guys, honestly i cant stop since yesterday... Not only for me, for everybody that got their answer and the ones that r waiting.... is not a good view but at least is entretaining!!!!

[kharkovpoacher 4]

David, the pool is a marvelous idea. We won't have to find a toilet now. Adapt, improvise, and overcome. I wonder if we can get any babushkas to hang with us. Maybe the one on the corner selling flowers. We will of course have to chain the dog to the car.

I'm still looking for my midget for the dirty dance.

[dswann 1]

I have a goat for sure! It has had all shots. (I am having to do that for Anna's cat to come here now). Yes, for sure with the grand ma's. I was hoping you would bring that pole with you. Maybe they would get on it. And!!! And, yes, hot boiled peanuts in the house next to the Velvet Elvis. (thank you very much). And yes, i have left the building.

David

[ukprincessemx 0]

Im sad today

After getting two touches, one of the 10th May and one on the 11th may....and still we have heard nothing....this sucks....Im having a bad day lmao....and being a whiny b*tch

[dswann 1]

Wow? two touches,hm hm hmmm. I have had nothing!!!! Count yourself as lucky!!!!! I am with Kirk on this about touches. I am now have to pay myself for touches.

David

[Lohninck 2]

Im sad today

After getting two touches, one of the 10th May and one on the 11th may....and still we have heard nothing....this sucks....Im having a bad day lmao....and being a whiny b*tch

Aww, don't worry. They teased me with a touch on my RFE on the 1st. They're the worst. But yours has to come soon. We'll be dancing until then. :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

[ukprincessemx 0]

Aww, don't worry. They teased me with a touch on my RFE on the 1st. They're the worst. But yours has to come soon. We'll be dancing until then. :dance:

Your right, I know your right...its just one of those days today...lol...you know the days when you miss your other so bad....but anyway ok Im sorry everyone....yes touches are better than nothing I get...I just need some real touches lol.

Ok Im dancing still

Thanks guys

Hugs to all, esp the ones that are still waiting...Good luck!!