Conversatives vs. Liberals

[웃 910]

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Maybe a conservative liberal would be the solution.

[scandal 951]

Maybe a conservative liberal would be the solution.

A liberal conservative would be better.

[Dan J 277]

Ah stereotypes. But all you really did was compare moderates of one party vs the extremes of the other. So lets include the right wing conservatives.

On Guns:

A conservative wants all guns legal, Its not hunting unless Bambi is turned into a pulverised mass of flesh.

On Vegetarianism:

its our right to have cheap meat with every meal, even if it means destroying the environment to provide it.

On homosexuality:

Its always a choice and a sin, burn those at the stake who say otherwise. (And make up some phony justification if some predominate anti-gay crusader wants to visit gay prostitutes.)

On social support::

Its all your fault, deal with it. (Come to my church and we might be willing to help you.)

On Media:

There is news outside of Fox?

On Relgion:

This is a god fearing Christian country. We want our laws based on the ten commandments, prayer in all public places, censorship of all non-Christian books, movies and media, and stoning for adultery.

On Health Care:

Pray to God, he will take care of you.

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

[Sofiyya 1,687]

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

Word!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

A liberal conservative would be better.

Damn liberal, don't know how to compromise.

[scandal 951]

Ah stereotypes. But all you really did was compare moderates of one party vs the extremes of the other. So lets include the right wing conservatives.

Why do you bother? Seriously?

Damn liberal, don't know how to compromise.

Compromise? Never!

My way or the highway.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Word!

It would be so much easier if everyone just agreed with you.

[웃 910]

On Relgion:

This is a god fearing Christian country. We want our laws based on the ten commandments, prayer in all public places, censorship of all non-Christian books, movies and media, and stoning for adultery.

What relgion are you,