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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Peru
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I learned that Turtles can climb fences.

I learned that some people inject themselves with urine.

I learned that eye-ball licking is a sexual fetish.

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Brazil
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I learned that Turtles can climb fences.

I learned that some people inject themselves with urine.

I learned that eye-ball licking is a sexual fetish.

Whoa! I just learned those 3 things. I'm pretty stuck on the whole turtles climbing fences idea...wow.... that must be hilarious. Why do people inject themselves with urine? Are there...health benefits?

Last week I learned Portuguese agricultural vocabulary and some obscure Brazilian proverbs (a monkey who scratches itself wants iron, or something)

that my mother either is writing or shares a name with someone who writes trashy romance novels

and that Mariah Carey once heard that there were no birds on Guam so she offered to release several over the island before someone set her straight

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I learned that there's some pretty funky lookin sh*t inside your intestines that will only come out after a colonic.

:yes: I wish I hadn't seen the photo evidence of that ... :dead:

 

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