What Would You Do If...

[one...two...tree 2,762]

excuse me mr. mayor i'm going back inside. it stinks out here, do you have any plans to clean this up. after all, you let the plumbers cause this mess.

The plumbers are entrepreneurs and I would encourage you to use your entrepreneurial spirit to solve this problem. He shows you the city's manifesto which embraces rugged individualism and abhors government mettling in people's sh!t.

oh really? then why did the government step & keep the dairy queen & mini mart from closing? is it because you & the other elected officials love your dipped cones & slushies? i hope so. because it still looks like there is something in this for you. maybe the plumbers are doing work on your new house for a deep discount? or are they offering to keep the drains clean in your neighborhood. seriously mr. mayor, i have to question your motivation here. i don't understand why you helped the businesses out, but refuse to help the people out by stopping the plumbers from robbing us.

Newsflash: The Mayor has just dropped dead...from a heart attack. The City Manager has taken his place and he wants to change course. He wants the town to rebuild a central sewage plant and restore all sewage drainage to working order.

Is everyone on board with this?

only if the plumbers are willing to do the work at a reasonable rate.

The City Manager, who is the acting Mayor takes you aside and says, "Smoke, you and I go way back. So I'll be straight as an arrow here with you. The real cost isn't from the plumbers but with the sewage treatment plant. There's just no getting around the fact that it's going to cost money to get rid of all our sh!t. So, are you with me on this or do you want to go it alone - take care of your own ######?"

[Ban Hammer 14,665]

...your sewage line was cut beyond your property and you could no longer use your toilet or let your gray water (shower, sink, dishwasher, clothes washer) go down the drain?

fail.

we're on septic system.

Charles, your septic tank is connected to miles of underground pipeline which is where the gray water goes. That connection has been cut off.

fail.

no, it's not. the leach field is still on the property.

Charles, there's a quarrel in the Regional Subforums that needs your attention...and since this hypothetical would never apply to you, then you should probably go make yourself useful elsewhere...just sayin.

fail.

no, there's not any quarrel in the regionals, unless someone is talking about crossbows.

[HAL 9000 96]

Or the city aldermen can vote to have private entities profiteer the waste removal... in simple competition with a public waste removal system revamped. Any aldermen against the idea can opt themselves out of the public part and let the private entities monopolize on the services if they so wish.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

...your sewage line was cut beyond your property and you could no longer use your toilet or let your gray water (shower, sink, dishwasher, clothes washer) go down the drain?

fail.

we're on septic system.

Charles, your septic tank is connected to miles of underground pipeline which is where the gray water goes. That connection has been cut off.

fail.

no, it's not. the leach field is still on the property.

Charles, there's a quarrel in the Regional Subforums that needs your attention...and since this hypothetical would never apply to you, then you should probably go make yourself useful elsewhere...just sayin.

fail.

no, there's not any quarrel in the regionals, unless someone is talking about crossbows.

Or the city aldermen can vote to have private entities profiteer the waste removal... in simple competition with a public waste removal system revamped. Any aldermen against the idea can opt themselves out of the public part and let the private entities monopolize on the services if they so wish.

The City Manager wants to know if you consider running for office?

[Ban Hammer 14,665]

...your sewage line was cut beyond your property and you could no longer use your toilet or let your gray water (shower, sink, dishwasher, clothes washer) go down the drain?

fail.

we're on septic system.

Charles, your septic tank is connected to miles of underground pipeline which is where the gray water goes. That connection has been cut off.

fail.

no, it's not. the leach field is still on the property.

Charles, there's a quarrel in the Regional Subforums that needs your attention...and since this hypothetical would never apply to you, then you should probably go make yourself useful elsewhere...just sayin.

fail.

no, there's not any quarrel in the regionals, unless someone is talking about crossbows.

another fail. how many times can steven fail in one day? is that what this thread is about?

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omfg stop using the word 'fail'

[one...two...tree 2,762]

omfg stop using the word 'fail'

Charles has mange on his tail.

[HAL 9000 96]

...your sewage line was cut beyond your property and you could no longer use your toilet or let your gray water (shower, sink, dishwasher, clothes washer) go down the drain?

fail.

we're on septic system.

Charles, your septic tank is connected to miles of underground pipeline which is where the gray water goes. That connection has been cut off.

fail.

no, it's not. the leach field is still on the property.

Charles, there's a quarrel in the Regional Subforums that needs your attention...and since this hypothetical would never apply to you, then you should probably go make yourself useful elsewhere...just sayin.

fail.

no, there's not any quarrel in the regionals, unless someone is talking about crossbows.

Or the city aldermen can vote to have private entities profiteer the waste removal... in simple competition with a public waste removal system revamped. Any aldermen against the idea can opt themselves out of the public part and let the private entities monopolize on the services if they so wish.

The City Manager wants to know if you consider running for office?

Only if I can tax azzhats.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm just teasing you, Charles. I still love you.

[SMOKE 1,426]

The City Manager, who is the acting Mayor takes you aside and says, "Smoke, you and I go way back. So I'll be straight as an arrow here with you. The real cost isn't from the plumbers but with the sewage treatment plant. There's just no getting around the fact that it's going to cost money to get rid of all our sh!t. So, are you with me on this or do you want to go it alone - take care of your own ######?"

finally we have an acting mayor that is shooting straight we us. its not the plumbers (insurance companies) its the sewage treatment plant (medical industry).

yes, i'm willing to do my part sir. i only want to make sure EVERYONE does their part. including the treatment plant.

Edited October 27, 2009 by SMOKE

[Ban Hammer 14,665]

I'm just teasing you, Charles. I still love you.

i know. but you're still failing

since we're dreaming up hypothetical situations, i'll just have my imperial star cruiser beam all this ####### up and send it to pluto.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I'm just teasing you, Charles. I still love you.

i know. but you're still failing

since we're dreaming up hypothetical situations, i'll just have my imperial star cruiser beam all this ####### up and send it to pluto.

I'm the dungeon master...I make the rules.

[Ban Hammer 14,665]

I'm just teasing you, Charles. I still love you.

i know. but you're still failing

since we're dreaming up hypothetical situations, i'll just have my imperial star cruiser beam all this ####### up and send it to pluto.

I'm the dungeon master...I make the rules.

too late, incoming plasma torpedoes on your dungeon!