"Liberal bias has become the single biggest distortion in modern Bible translations" - True or False?

[chri'stina 190]

I may be getting myself a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks later on...Jesus approves.

no! don't do it! damnation!!!!

I like SBUX too.

What would republican jesus say about that?

He'd discreetly nod his approval. Librul Jesus would fist-bump me or something.

Wait a second...I thought it was decided that Jesus, the conservative free marketer, would approve? Librul Jesus wouldn't be happy about it.

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Oh yeah. Librul Jesus wouldn't fist bump me, he'd fist bump the fellow commie maggot Len.

[The_Dude 1,142]

I may be getting myself a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks later on...Jesus approves.

no! don't do it! damnation!!!!

I like SBUX too.

What would republican jesus say about that?

He'd discreetly nod his approval. Librul Jesus would fist-bump me or something.

Despite the appearance, Librul Jesus is not a hippy or a hipster, that nod would be disaproval, just before he threw a persian shoe at you.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I may be getting myself a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks later on...Jesus approves.

no! don't do it! damnation!!!!

I like SBUX too.

What would republican jesus say about that?

He'd discreetly nod his approval. Librul Jesus would fist-bump me or something.

Despite the appearance, Librul Jesus is not a hippy or a hipster, that nod would be disaproval, just before he threw a persian shoe at you.

I envision Him more as tipping over the tables at Starbucks in anger.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh yeah. Librul Jesus wouldn't fist bump me, he'd fist bump the fellow commie maggot Len.

Quoting Phil Collins....

Cos jesus he knows me...

And he knows Im right

Ive been talking to jesus all my life

Oh yes he knows me

And he knows Im right

And hes been telling me

Everything is alright

[chri'stina 190]

I may be getting myself a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks later on...Jesus approves.

no! don't do it! damnation!!!!

I like SBUX too.

What would republican jesus say about that?

He'd discreetly nod his approval. Librul Jesus would fist-bump me or something.

Despite the appearance, Librul Jesus is not a hippy or a hipster, that nod would be disaproval, just before he threw a persian shoe at you.

I envision Him more as tipping over the tables at Starbucks in anger.

nahhhhh, they don't claim to be a house of worship!!

[The_Dude 1,142]

Oh yeah. Librul Jesus wouldn't fist bump me, he'd fist bump the fellow commie maggot Len.

Quoting Phil Collins....

Cos jesus he knows me...

And he knows Im right

Ive been talking to jesus all my life

Oh yes he knows me

And he knows Im right

And hes been telling me

Everything is alright

I have a cousin named Jesus, does that count?

I've talked to him since we were kids, he knows me, and he just told me last weekend "esta bien carnal"

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I may be getting myself a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks later on...Jesus approves.

no! don't do it! damnation!!!!

I like SBUX too.

What would republican jesus say about that?

He'd discreetly nod his approval. Librul Jesus would fist-bump me or something.

Despite the appearance, Librul Jesus is not a hippy or a hipster, that nod would be disaproval, just before he threw a persian shoe at you.

I envision Him more as tipping over the tables at Starbucks in anger.

nahhhhh, they don't claim to be a house of worship!!

For some coffee addicts, it's their false god.

[AlHayatZween 2]

He would abide by free market principles as practiced by GOP conservatives. So whatever he'd buy, it would be American.

and then start smiting once he found it was really made in Mexico.

Maybe the librul Jesus would have, not the Wall Street Jesus

i was thinking... and pardon any blasphemy as that's not my intent...

but could MaWilson be Wall Street Jesus ?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh yeah. Librul Jesus wouldn't fist bump me, he'd fist bump the fellow commie maggot Len.

Quoting Phil Collins....

Cos jesus he knows me...

And he knows Im right

Ive been talking to jesus all my life

Oh yes he knows me

And he knows Im right

And hes been telling me

Everything is alright

I have a cousin named Jesus, does that count?

I've talked to him since we were kids, he knows me, and he just told me last weekend "esta bien carnal"

Dude, you should have seen my poor brother... our grandpa's name was Jesus... brother went to Catholic school.. was a very, very confused kid

[chri'stina 190]

He would abide by free market principles as practiced by GOP conservatives. So whatever he'd buy, it would be American.

and then start smiting once he found it was really made in Mexico.

Maybe the librul Jesus would have, not the Wall Street Jesus

i was thinking... and pardon any blasphemy as that's not my intent...

but could MaWilson be Wall Street Jesus ?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Chica Yeyé 41]

He would abide by free market principles as practiced by GOP conservatives. So whatever he'd buy, it would be American.

and then start smiting once he found it was really made in Mexico.

Maybe the librul Jesus would have, not the Wall Street Jesus

i was thinking... and pardon any blasphemy as that's not my intent...

but could MaWilson be Wall Street Jesus ?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I second that....

[Peikko 1,575]

[The_Dude 1,142]

I wonder how the conservative bible will address the story of Sodom and Gommorah.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I wonder how the conservative bible will address the story of Sodom and Gommorah.

there will be glitter involved, and Mariah Carey will be leading lady of the new S&G tale. i bet you that. unless glitter is the sign of sin.