Ponderism

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Ponderisms

· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted.

· Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

· If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

· Do you ever wonder why you gave out your email address?

Edited September 30, 2009 by Rocky_nBullwinkle

[Heracles 417]

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?'

[almaty 19]

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

so true

[alienlovechild 75]

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

The UFO stuff looks more more hokey now than when I was kid who thought any day now the aliens will show up. All these alein abductions and no photos or film.

The difference with acid is that relatively few people actually used it compared to say Prozac now. Yeah, I know one's for recreation and the other is for medicine but people have claim insight from LSD and people do abuse Prozac.