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Squirls Starved to Death Because of ACORN

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tmma Experienced

tmma   467

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There's one with a camera---and it's a commie! #######..I am out of here! :)

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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What are you talking about, HAL?

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

May I suggest a diversion with Chicken Nuggets next time you venture out?

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

NickD Grand Master

NickD   203

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You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

ACORNS??? Goddammit, Nick. Don't just sit there - call Glen Beck RIGHT NOW! He'll tell his sheep that ACORN has confiscated your tree and are plotting to take your house too.

ACORN is planning to move your law abiding squirrels out and move in a pimp squirrel, his main prostitute squirrel and a dozen underage illegally smuggled in El Salvadorean squirrels for the sex trade; then ' treat them like they don't exist'.

Could be confusing ACORN for acorns, believe that ACORN is actually an acronym standing for the Associated Communistic Organization for Retarded Nitwits or something like that. I am not very good with acronyms. I really don't know what it stands for.

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tmma   467

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You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

ACORNS??? Goddammit, Nick. Don't just sit there - call Glen Beck RIGHT NOW! He'll tell his sheep that ACORN has confiscated your tree and are plotting to take your house too.

ACORN is planning to move your law abiding squirrels out and move in a pimp squirrel, his main prostitute squirrel and a dozen underage illegally smuggled in El Salvadorean squirrels for the sex trade; then ' treat them like they don't exist'.

Could be confusing ACORN for acorns, believe that ACORN is actually an acronym standing for the Associated Communistic Organization for Retarded Nitwits or something like that. I am not very good with acronyms. I really don't know what it stands for.

Nick---I'm really happy you are a member here--I mean that! :)

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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Hilarious Clinton   452

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The truth hurts.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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