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You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

ACORNS??? Goddammit, Nick. Don't just sit there - call Glen Beck RIGHT NOW! He'll tell his sheep that ACORN has confiscated your tree and are plotting to take your house too.

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You want acorns, I've got acorns with three large oak trees in my yard. And because I have acorns, I have squirrels, they don't bother me and I don't bother them. They do a pretty good job of picking up all the acorns up in their yard.

They were here first, but can't convince the tax assessor it's their yard, he still makes me pay taxes on it, should dump a pile of acorns on his desk, he doesn't make the squirrels pay taxes. They have families like I do and seem to have fun all day jumping from tree to tree, they are smarter than us, play, have fun, and don't pay taxes.

ACORNS??? Goddammit, Nick. Don't just sit there - call Glen Beck RIGHT NOW! He'll tell his sheep that ACORN has confiscated your tree and are plotting to take your house too.

ACORN is planning to move your law abiding squirrels out and move in a pimp squirrel, his main prostitute squirrel and a dozen underage illegally smuggled in El Salvadorean squirrels for the sex trade; then ' treat them like they don't exist'.

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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I'm Googling Salvadorean squirrels.

:lol: That's what i like about you, HAL, you are so...thorough... :thumbs:

we should do a nutchex on them too

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

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I'm Googling Salvadorean squirrels.

:lol: That's what i like about you, HAL, you are so...thorough... :thumbs:

we should do a nutchex on them too

HAL always does his homework.

BTW... the prostitutes thing was a cover. ACORN must be stopped-

THIS is the real Salvadoran squirrel- COMMUNIST FMLN guerrilla kids that will help Obama take away people's guns:

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Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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I'm Googling Salvadorean squirrels.

:lol: That's what i like about you, HAL, you are so...thorough... :thumbs:

we should do a nutchex on them too

HAL always does his homework.

BTW... the prostitutes thing was a cover. ACORN must be stopped-

THIS is the real Salvadoran squirrel- COMMUNIST FMLN guerrilla kids that will help Obama take away people's guns:

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n/m IT REALLY IS a conspiracy, I judst posted a guerilla squirrel and it got secretly intercepted and a pic of a butt appeared.... The secret is out.

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Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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:lol:

Not going there!

LOL- did u see that butt? It was originally a guerilla squirrel. Hmmm....THEY intercepted it because THEY don't want the secret out

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

event.png

IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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:lol:

Not going there!

LOL- did u see that butt? It was originally a guerilla squirrel. Hmmm....THEY intercepted it because THEY don't want the secret out

I fear that a death panel will be convened for you. They can make accidents happen. I was warned of this...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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tmma   467

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:lol:

Not going there!

LOL- did u see that butt? It was originally a guerilla squirrel. Hmmm....THEY intercepted it because THEY don't want the secret out

I fear that a death panel will be convened for you. They can make accidents happen. I was warned of this...

I'll be back later...I am seeing some suspicious squirrel activity in my garden, if I don't return in half an hour, the squirrels won.

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

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IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

There's more than I anticipated!

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

event.png

IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

There's more than I anticipated!

OMG! Don't hurt the squirrels!

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Ahhhhhh- you've capitulated to the squirrels..... :angry: You are a squirrel sympathizer....

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Pleeeeeeeeeeease.

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

event.png

IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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tmma   467

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What are you talking about, HAL?

Liefde is een bloem zo teer dat hij knakt bij de minste aanraking en zo sterk dat niets zijn groei in de weg staat

event.png

IK HOU VAN JOU, MARK

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Take a large, almost round, rotating sphere about 8000 miles in diameter, surround it with a murky, viscous atmosphere of gases mixed with water vapor, tilt its axis so it wobbles back and forth with respect to a source of heat and light, freeze it at both ends and roast it in the middle, cover most of its surface with liquid that constantly feeds vapor into the atmosphere as the sphere tosses billions of gallons up and down to the rhythmic pulling of a captive satellite and the sun. Then try to predict the conditions of that atmosphere over a small area within a 5 mile radius for a period of one to five days in advance!

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