Some top hits redone just for you Old-timers

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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new Titles and lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Having' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip..

Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---

Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---

I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

[Ban Hammer 12,841]

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I know I can relate to a couple.