Skinny people airline

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Skinny people,

If you had the option of flying on an airline where tickets cost two-thirds that of other airlines, with the caveat that tickets would only be sold to people with BMI's of 25 and below, would you do it?

[Peikko 1,575]

Not going to happen, but nice one.

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Are they going to call it skinny people airlines?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Are they going to call it skinny people airlines?

Sure

[Peikko 1,575]

SPA Airlines? Catchy

SP Airlines, what was I thinking?

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Fly the sky with SPA! Light as a feather means more luggage room!

[Peikko 1,575]

It has more merit than standing room only airlines, that's for sure

[one...two...tree 2,762]

They could just limit by weight. People would naturally breed smaller offspring and after several generations we'd have an entire class of people, the jetsetters that are the size of toddler.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

They could just limit by weight.

limiting by bmi makes more sense.

[mawilson 2,133]

Skinny people,

If you had the option of flying on an airline where tickets cost two-thirds that of other airlines, with the caveat that tickets would only be sold to people with BMI's of 25 and below, would you do it?

Why does the BMI matter? You can have a low BMI and still be a heavy ####### if you're really tall.

I would limit the weight to 200 pounds; 250 with luggage. BMI, ShmiMI, more than that and you're out.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Skinny people,

If you had the option of flying on an airline where tickets cost two-thirds that of other airlines, with the caveat that tickets would only be sold to people with BMI's of 25 and below, would you do it?

Why does the BMI matter? You can have a low BMI and still be a heavy ####### if you're really tall.

I would limit the weight to 200 pounds; 250 with luggage. BMI, ShmiMI, more than that and you're out.

tall people tend to earn more, studies have shown.

you want their business.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

They could just limit by weight.

limiting by bmi makes more sense.

But it's weight that costs them more fuel. Heavy people would be better suited traveling by sea, like whales. Ever seen a bird the size of a hippo fly?

[AlHayatZween 2]

Skinny people,

If you had the option of flying on an airline where tickets cost two-thirds that of other airlines, with the caveat that tickets would only be sold to people with BMI's of 25 and below, would you do it?

2/3 cheaper?

yeah, man... absolutely.

[NickD 203]

Does that also include the stewardesses or the flight attendants or whatever they call themselves now?

One test would be if a nice looking stewardess were to stand in the aisle, you have have to pass her with touching her. Wait a second with the width of the aisles today, nobody could board.

[Peikko 1,575]

200lb's isn't exactly 'skinny people' though is it? Well, unless you're a guy. I guess us girls should have even cheaper 'girls only under 130lb' flights