It must be love, Russian style

[clueless_in_usa 8]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

Place a carpet of toilet paper on the surface of the water and you do not have to worry about a splash, no matter the angle. Bu don't put too much paper, or else you will clog the system

[johnj 0]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

Place a carpet of toilet paper on the surface of the water and you do not have to worry about a splash, no matter the angle. Bu don't put too much paper, or else you will clog the system

You have been gone from Russia to long; the Babuska will give you four little squares of paper for 20 rb. How can I make 4 square, approx 3"x3" into a carpet; besides, I am not staying in there any longer than absolutely necessary-the smell is so so so bad-even that roaches will not go in these bathrooms

[Brad and Vika 129]

What's wrong with cold wa-wa on the pooter?

Heh! Ask a Russian doctor, it's probably good for your health.

It is seldom just cold wa-wa; usually these toilets do not flush well, have previous debris, etc. Do as you wish, I will continue my Air to Surface Missile technique or just hold it till I get to mall or home

I have always been partial to plan B (holding it).

[Brad and Vika 129]

I have always been partial to plan B (holding it).

Probably the best plan of all. On the other hand, if you're outside the city, going behind a tree is also acceptable. Just wave to the people collecting mushrooms as they walk by.

I have just never been coordinated enough to attempt that. Pocket-full-of-dookie anybody?

[slim 1,533]

I don't care what they say, Eastern European shisse will always beat Middle Eastern shisse because of one key element - toilet paper. I don't care how nasty and gross the toilet is, whether it has a seat, footstools, a ring, whatever. As long as there's a little TP for the after action, we're golden. Typically, Russia had TP available everywhere, even if it did cost 20kp.

[slim 1,533]

I probably wouldn't mind hoses if they had some pressure to them or some kind of nozzle to direct the spray, but most I encountered were basically just a hose connected to the faucet. Drip, drip. You could always do the thumb over the end of the hose like when you water your grass or wash your car, but I'm already a hand or two down trying to hold my pants up out of the water on the floor, shirt out of the way of the water, and directing the spray all at the same time. I didn't stay there long enough to figure it all out but there's gotta be a technique to it. (And I'm not talking about the wipe with the left, wash it off with the hose.) Maybe next time.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

This thread is another great example how every russian thread lives on the Tangent. Headline for the thread "It must be love, Russian style" Somehow has evolved into the quality of restroom facilities around the world and the use thereof.

I really missed it, it brings me great joy to see this kind of mottled thinking because it makes perfect sense to me.

[johnj 0]

This thread is another great example how every russian thread lives on the Tangent. Headline for the thread "It must be love, Russian style" Somehow has evolved into the quality of restroom facilities around the world and the use thereof.

I really missed it, it brings me great joy to see this kind of mottled thinking because it makes perfect sense to me.

The interesting thing about this thread is the OP is the one that took it off track. My original post was about slippers but then I posted about the toilets upon my return from Russia.

I agree, I like this mottled thinking

[Brad and Vika 129]

Yeah, you really crapped all over your own thread John.

From toilets to #######. Nice work guys

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

From toilets to #######. Nice work guys

That would be the natural progression

[Brad and Vika 129]

From toilets to #######. Nice work guys

That would be the natural progression

Only in a thread about colon function Or maybe plumbing

Edited June 30, 2009 by Brad and Vika

[slim 1,533]

If it makes sense to you guys, good. Because once your ol' ladies get here you're going to need fluidity of thinking. There's nothing like getting yelled at for not cleaning the toilet and then asked about whether or not you booked vacation, all without stopping for breath. You have to be able to think on your feet. Or your rear, which ever is more helpful. Probably both, actually.

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

Yes the frenetic line of thinking,

When are we going to the grocery store, are we going to paint the kitchen, I want to buy aleksandr's sandbox. Do you want to look at the tricycle?

[Brad and Vika 129]

Yes the frenetic line of thinking,

When are we going to the grocery store, are we going to paint the kitchen, I want to buy aleksandr's sandbox. Do you want to look at the tricycle?

Classic Whatever pops into the head comes right out the mouth. It is your job, as a man, to organize and keep track of all that stuff. Lord help you if you forget something that later proves to be important. Important is subjective (as we know) and will change with the mood.

[AKguy 1]

Classic Whatever pops into the head comes right out the mouth. It is your job, as a man, to organize and keep track of all that stuff. Lord help you if you forget something that later proves to be important. Important is subjective (as we know) and will change with the mood.

Yup, Anna does this too. As of right now, it's one of the things I love about her. Subject to change of course.