It must be love, Russian style

[slim 1,514]

I'm still in triple digits, even when we talk kilos. Sto kilogrammi, baby!

And if you think American women are picky when it comes to a pound or two, try arguing a kilo or two with a Russian broad. There's a HUGE difference between 49 and 50! That's why I prefer my ladies to be 60+. They're not so picky. "Maybe I like 59, or maybe like 64. I don't know. For me, doesn't matter."

[Thomas-n-Elena 0]

I'm still in triple digits, even when we talk kilos. Sto kilogrammi, baby!

And if you think American women are picky when it comes to a pound or two, try arguing a kilo or two with a Russian broad. There's a HUGE difference between 49 and 50! That's why I prefer my ladies to be 60+. They're not so picky. "Maybe I like 59, or maybe like 64. I don't know. For me, doesn't matter."

I keep it all relative, "No honey you look just as beautiful as you did before Aleksandr was born, I didnt think you gained any weight" That will be 2 hail mary's and one our father.

[Brad and Vika 129]

I keep it all relative, "No honey you look just as beautiful as you did before Aleksandr was born, I didnt think you gained any weight" That will be 2 hail mary's and one our father.

A useful survival skill. What do you do when she asks the same question whilst unsuccessfully trying to put on summer jeans from two years ago? Enquiring minds want to know.

[AKguy 1]

What do you do when she asks the same question whilst unsuccessfully trying to put on summer jeans from two years ago? Enquiring minds want to know.

"OMG that is all my fault baby, I had been meaning to tell you for months that I washed those in hot water and dried them on Hi... How about we go shopping for some new jeans? I owe you a new pair, beautiful!"

[Brad and Vika 129]

What do you do when she asks the same question whilst unsuccessfully trying to put on summer jeans from two years ago? Enquiring minds want to know.

"OMG that is all my fault baby, I had been meaning to tell you for months that I washed those in hot water and dried them on Hi... How about we go shopping for some new jeans? I owe you a new pair, beautiful!"

Nice one. How long have you been married?

[AKguy 1]

Nice one. How long have you been married?

I WAS married for 12 years. I've got my stripes, no doubt. $hit, I think I might even have a medal or two for bravery and purple heart or three.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Nice one. How long have you been married?

I WAS married for 12 years. I've got my stripes, no doubt. $hit, I think I might even have a medal or two for bravery and purple heart or three.

14 years the first time for me. I think the technique you described above worked for about the first six months.

[AKguy 1]

14 years the first time for me. I think the technique you described above worked for about the first six months.

Yeah... then you're just a f'n liar.

1st 6 months it would work.

6-18 months you would get an A for effort

18-24 months you might get the look like your drunk, C rating

24-48 months you're already drunk because the questions never stop so it helps to have your beer goggles on and you're hitting on her like a floozy in the bar, B rating

48-60 months you're in rehab for drinking so much, you had to go in in-house rehab because you're afraid to sleep in the same bed after she asked you if she looks fat in these jeans and you offered a pair of your size 38's.

[slim 1,514]

Wow. So this is what I have to look forward to. One thing that's really nice about my wife is she's very honest. My stepdad told me when he first met her, "at least you'll never have to guess what's on her mind." Yep. I guess not.

[mox 298]

Wow. So this is what I have to look forward to. One thing that's really nice about my wife is she's very honest. My stepdad told me when he first met her, "at least you'll never have to guess what's on her mind." Yep. I guess not.

Given the sh*t my ex put me through, I'll take straight forward and honest over lying and deceit any day of the week. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Wow. So this is what I have to look forward to. One thing that's really nice about my wife is she's very honest. My stepdad told me when he first met her, "at least you'll never have to guess what's on her mind." Yep. I guess not.

Look at the bright side slim, she may never gain weight....ever. It could happen. But AK is right, if she does and you EVER acknowledge it - you are dogmeat.

[slim 1,514]

Look at the bright side slim, she may never gain weight....ever. It could happen. But AK is right, if she does and you EVER acknowledge it - you are dogmeat.

Whenever I grab her belly flab she asks, "what are you doing?" I tell her, "I just check your belly. Before it's more flat but now you have little grease right here.... I like little grease. Makes you look more like American woman."

Works every time.

[AKguy 1]

Whenever I grab her belly flab she asks, "what are you doing?" I tell her, "I just check your belly. Before it's more flat but now you have little grease right here.... I like little grease. Makes you look more like American woman."

Works every time.

To each their own!

If I would have tried that with my ex I would be picking up my teeth!

[Tnic 5]

Whenever I grab her belly flab she asks, "what are you doing?" I tell her, "I just check your belly. Before it's more flat but now you have little grease right here.... I like little grease. Makes you look more like American woman."

Works every time.

To each their own!

If I would have tried that with my ex I would be picking up my teeth!

Yeh, doesn't work with the AMs, but I didn't even hesitate the first time she said, "I'm so fat". "No baby, you're only a little fat." You should see the jaws hit the floor around the fitting rooms. And she keeps saying it and asking.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Look at the bright side slim, she may never gain weight....ever. It could happen. But AK is right, if she does and you EVER acknowledge it - you are dogmeat.

Whenever I grab her belly flab she asks, "what are you doing?" I tell her, "I just check your belly. Before it's more flat but now you have little grease right here.... I like little grease. Makes you look more like American woman."

Works every time.

Works to accomplish what exactly?