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President Obama was in the Oval Office, wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang.

"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove , Newfoundland , Canada , eh? I am callin' to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie,"President Obama replied, "This is indeed important news !

How big is your army ?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, me cousin Harold , me next-door-neighbor Mick, and the whole dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"

President Obama paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Holy cow," said Archie. "I'll have at call ya back!"

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Mr. Obama asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry 's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

" T'underin bye", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We up an' modified Harrigan's ultra-light wit a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four byes from the Legion have joined us as well!"

Obama was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jumpins," said Archie, "l'll have at call youse back."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off dis 'ere war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Obama . "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a long lunch, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

This is a good one :rofl: .

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Your right, I couldnt stay away. Here open WIDE!

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Your right, I couldnt stay away. Here open WIDE!

Do you live in a world of make believe? Do you have any concept of reality? Or do you spend your life on youtube and immigration forums? I knew you couldn't stay away. It takes a mental toughness that you don't have. :lol: You have the same gay sayings over and over. You must be hiding something.

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Your right, I couldnt stay away. Here open WIDE!

Do you live in a world of make believe? Do you have any concept of reality? Or do you spend your life on youtube and immigration forums? I knew you couldn't stay away. It takes a mental toughness that you don't have. :lol: You have the same gay sayings over and over. You must be hiding something.

Nope! just livin in a world that makes you look more FOOLISH everyday. Keep it up big BOY! Your doin GREAT! Slappin you around is very special.

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"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Marc you are the one who is looking foolish :lol:

Unless your a fool!

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spookyturtle   9,466

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Your right, I couldnt stay away. Here open WIDE!

Do you live in a world of make believe? Do you have any concept of reality? Or do you spend your life on youtube and immigration forums? I knew you couldn't stay away. It takes a mental toughness that you don't have. :lol: You have the same gay sayings over and over. You must be hiding something.

Nope! just livin in a world that makes you look more FOOLISH everyday. Keep it up big BOY! Your doin GREAT! Slappin you around is very special.

If you think this is slapping me around, you're even stupider than I thought. You can't stay away, you don't have what it takes mentally. Go look up another stupid youtube video, or better yet, ask one of your buddies on the bus for some good insults.

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Your right, I couldnt stay away. Here open WIDE!

Do you live in a world of make believe? Do you have any concept of reality? Or do you spend your life on youtube and immigration forums? I knew you couldn't stay away. It takes a mental toughness that you don't have. :lol: You have the same gay sayings over and over. You must be hiding something.

Nope! just livin in a world that makes you look more FOOLISH everyday. Keep it up big BOY! Your doin GREAT! Slappin you around is very special.

If you think this is slapping me around, you're even stupider than I thought. You can't stay away, you don't have what it takes mentally. Go look up another stupid youtube video, or better yet, ask one of your buddies on the bus for some good insults.

STUPIDER? :rofl:

Take anotha shot O fvckin stupid. :devil:

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"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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spookyturtle   9,466

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Your right, I couldnt stay away. Here open WIDE!

Do you live in a world of make believe? Do you have any concept of reality? Or do you spend your life on youtube and immigration forums? I knew you couldn't stay away. It takes a mental toughness that you don't have. :lol: You have the same gay sayings over and over. You must be hiding something.

Nope! just livin in a world that makes you look more FOOLISH everyday. Keep it up big BOY! Your doin GREAT! Slappin you around is very special.

If you think this is slapping me around, you're even stupider than I thought. You can't stay away, you don't have what it takes mentally. Go look up another stupid youtube video, or better yet, ask one of your buddies on the bus for some good insults.

STUPIDER? :rofl:

Take anotha shot O fvckin stupid. :devil:

It's a real word Einstein, look it up.

Marc you are the one who is looking foolish :lol:

And the sad thing is he's not even trying. He is genuinely an idiot.

R.I.P Spooky 2004-2015

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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:dance::dance::dance:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

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Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Your chasin a fvckin idiot? what the he11 does that make you? Even STUPIDER! :rofl:

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

Pinocchio Liberal Grand Master

Pinocchio Liberal   268

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Mouth full of cheetohs? Tryin to think of somethin to sau?

Your chasin a fvckin idiot? what the he11 does that make you? Even STUPIDER! :rofl:

There, you admitted it, you're an idiot.

No but i believe you just did. You answered! :rofl:

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"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."- Ayn Rand

“Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you.”

― Andrew Wilkow

 

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