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Why doesn't Santa buy medical insurance?

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Why doesn't Santa buy medical insurance?

Dunno Nich - why doesn't Santa buy medical insurance?


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Why doesn't Santa buy medical insurance?

Because he's got the National Elf Service behind him. :rofl: NEXT??

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K-1 Timeline 4 months, 19 days 03-10-08 VSC to 7-29-08 Interview London

10-05-08 Married

AOS Timeline 5 months, 14 days 10-9-08 to 3-23-09 No interview

Removing Conditions Timeline 5 months, 20 days12-27-10 to 06-10-11 No interview

Citizenship Timeline 3 months, 26 days 12-31-11 Dallas to 4-26-12 Interview Houston

05-16-12 Oath ceremony

The journey from Fiancé to US citizenship:

4 years, 2 months, 6 days

243 pages of forms/documents submitted

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Why doesn't Santa buy medical insurance?

Because he's got the National Elf Service behind him. :rofl: NEXT??

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03-06-10 Mailed N-400

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Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, Walt Dis ney.

That's actually quite clever, WW, but I fear it may be lost on those who do not appreciate the subtleties of the Scottish accent!


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Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, Walt Dis ney.

That's actually quite clever, WW, but I fear it may be lost on those who do not appreciate the subtleties of the Scottish accent!

Your probebly spot on there Damian. I'm sure a few are scratching there head on that 1 lol.


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Whats the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, Walt Dis ney.

That's actually quite clever, WW, but I fear it may be lost on those who do not appreciate the subtleties of the Scottish accent!

Your probebly spot on there Damian. I'm sure a few are scratching there head on that 1 lol.

I had a British translator. Pretty cute one WW.


England.gifENGLAND ---

K-1 Timeline 4 months, 19 days 03-10-08 VSC to 7-29-08 Interview London

10-05-08 Married

AOS Timeline 5 months, 14 days 10-9-08 to 3-23-09 No interview

Removing Conditions Timeline 5 months, 20 days12-27-10 to 06-10-11 No interview

Citizenship Timeline 3 months, 26 days 12-31-11 Dallas to 4-26-12 Interview Houston

05-16-12 Oath ceremony

The journey from Fiancé to US citizenship:

4 years, 2 months, 6 days

243 pages of forms/documents submitted

No RFEs

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Whats brown and sits on a piano stool?

Beethovans last movement.

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From Nick: What have you got if you have a snowball in each hand?


England.gifENGLAND ---

K-1 Timeline 4 months, 19 days 03-10-08 VSC to 7-29-08 Interview London

10-05-08 Married

AOS Timeline 5 months, 14 days 10-9-08 to 3-23-09 No interview

Removing Conditions Timeline 5 months, 20 days12-27-10 to 06-10-11 No interview

Citizenship Timeline 3 months, 26 days 12-31-11 Dallas to 4-26-12 Interview Houston

05-16-12 Oath ceremony

The journey from Fiancé to US citizenship:

4 years, 2 months, 6 days

243 pages of forms/documents submitted

No RFEs

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