See you guys in Canada!

[metta 0]

I love Vancouver and have often toyed with the idea of moving there. Now if i do that, and mcCain wins and what this articles says Obamaites are doing is true, then hey we could have a great VJ get together in Canada

He’s going to lose! Sarah Palin is getting all the attention! The Republicans are so mean! Why isn’t he tougher?

They’re calling each other up to discuss how doomed they are, vowing to move to Canada as soon as the election is over and the inevitable worst has occurred.

Misery Loves Democrats

By GAIL COLLINS

Published: September 10, 2008

It has come to our attention that a large number of Democrats have gone completely nuts about Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.

He’s going to lose! Sarah Palin is getting all the attention! The Republicans are so mean! Why isn’t he tougher?

They’re calling each other up to discuss how doomed they are, vowing to move to Canada as soon as the election is over and the inevitable worst has occurred. Really, we evacuated several hurricane-prone states with more cheer and optimism.

Cheer up, Obama-ites. You’re overreacting. I’ll answer all your questions as long as you promise to take deep breaths into this nice paper bag.

Have you seen the polls? He should be talking more about the economy! Why isn’t his campaign working harder?

If the Obama brain trust seems relatively serene compared with its seething base, it’s because they live in the Electoral College world, where the presidential race only takes place in a third of the country. They don’t care about national polls — a concept as quaint as measuring one’s wealth by caribou pelts. They worry about the undecided vote in Minnesota and Ohio and run their TV ads (about the economy) in places like Colorado and Michigan and Florida. If you live in California or New York or Texas, you don’t really have much of a feel for their level of effort because as far as they’re concerned, you’ve already voted.

I’m beginning to think we should have gone with Hillary Clinton.

Hillary now lives in a golden alternative universe. As soon as the Democrats had actually nominated Obama, they decided that Clinton was by far the better candidate and that they had destroyed their chances by not choosing her. This is the nature of the party. If she had not been in the race, the Democrats would probably be bemoaning the fact that they hadn’t stuck with John Edwards and nailed down the critical swing-state philanderer vote.

Obama seems to be disappearing from the news compared with Sarah Palin!

One of the great things about this campaign is that both sides are convinced they’re going to lose. Remember how nuts all the Obama people went when Hillary refused to concede? How suicidal the Republicans were when Obama was knocking them dead in Europe while McCain was tooling around in a golf cart with the president’s father? We still have nearly two months to go. The people who haven’t decided who they want to vote for by now aren’t going to make up their minds until the last minute. Just chill for a few weeks until the debates start and let the Sarah Palin thing play itself out.

But the vice president isn’t supposed to get any attention, and all people can talk about is Palin, Palin, Palin!

True. I think that’s because she’s from Alaska. It’s got that frontier aura that we’ve missed since all the cowboy television series were canceled a generation ago. Plus, it gives us the opportunity to talk a lot about moose, which are a funny animal no matter how you slice it. If Palin had been a deer-hunting mom from New Jersey, John McCain would have gotten no post-convention bump whatsoever.

McCain, by the way, is the Republican nominee for president. You may remember him from the Sarah Palin convention in St. Paul, where he gave a speech and was congratulated by Sarah Palin.

Have you seen that Republican lipstick video? They’re trying to say Obama called her a pig!

Obama simply brought up the old saw about how “you can put lipstick on a pig; it’s still a pig.” The Republicans seem to be assuming that since Palin has a joke about how hockey moms are pit bulls with lipstick, all references to mammals wearing lip rouge are about her.

If you really want to see a strange line of attack, take a look at the wolf ad. It cuts from Palin’s face to Obama’s to packs of wolves prowling through the forest, presumably in search of vice-presidential prey. Then comes the text claiming that as Barack drops in the polls, “he’ll try to destroy her.” Given Palin’s affection for shooting wolves from airplanes with high-powered rifles, it’d be more appropriate to have them cowering in their dens while she aims her machine gun from a diving Cessna.

You don’t seem to appreciate how critical this election is.

Well, I definitely appreciate how long this election is. Time only seems short because these people have already been running for a year. Calm down. Remember, that 17-mile-long Swiss particle collider that people were afraid would create a black hole that swallows the Earth? It started operation this week. And so far, no planet-eating black holes. So you see, things could be worse.

Nicholas D. Kristof is off today.

This article has been revised to reflect the following correction:

Correction: September 11, 2008

An earlier version of this column misidentified the location of the Republican convention where Sarah Palin gave her speech as Minneapolis. The location was St. Paul.

[IAMX 3,055]

More news doesn't necessarily mean good news. All of the Palin attention isn't exactly for positive things.

Anyways, my fiancee and I are making plans to go to Canada within 5-10 years, namely Saskatchewan, where it's a bit colder, there's much more access to water (clean water), where we and our kids can get healthcare without such a fuss, where there's far less people shooting each other, and of course, the number one reason, for hockey.

I've never heard women ###### as much about the heat as they have in the last several years. Plus the electronics in our house have been just as sensitive as a woman. So, need to go to a place a bit colder.

Edited September 11, 2008 by SRVT

[akdiver 3]

More news doesn't necessarily mean good news. All of the Palin attention isn't exactly for positive things.Anyways, my fiancee and I are making plans to go to Canada within 5-10 years, namely Saskatchewan, where it's a bit colder, there's much more access to water (clean water), where we and our kids can get healthcare without such a fuss, where there's far less people shooting each other, and of course, the number one reason, for hockey. I've never heard women ###### as much about the heat as they have in the last several years. Plus the electronics in our house have been just as sensitive as a woman. So, need to go to a place a bit colder.

You can get all that except the health care in Alaska (:

[IAMX 3,055]

More news doesn't necessarily mean good news. All of the Palin attention isn't exactly for positive things.Anyways, my fiancee and I are making plans to go to Canada within 5-10 years, namely Saskatchewan, where it's a bit colder, there's much more access to water (clean water), where we and our kids can get healthcare without such a fuss, where there's far less people shooting each other, and of course, the number one reason, for hockey. I've never heard women ###### as much about the heat as they have in the last several years. Plus the electronics in our house have been just as sensitive as a woman. So, need to go to a place a bit colder.

You can get all that except the health care in Alaska (:

Too many Republicans and it's still part of the U.S.

[Sprailenes 47]

Awww

Canada will welcome you all with open arms! <3

[akdiver 3]

Canada will welcome you all with open arms!

Of course - so it can reach around and grab your wallet.

[akdiver 3]

Too many Republicans

Perhaps - but according to the 2004 figures, Republicans are a minority - by far.

# of registered voters: 474,901

# of registered republicans: 118,131

So, less than 25% of the electorate is registered as a republican.

and it's still part of the U.S.

For now.

[Emancipation 2]

Canada will welcome you all with open arms!

Of course - so it can reach around and grab your wallet.

I'll have you know i pay the same amount in taxes here in CT... maybe not as much on purchases.. 15% vs 6% but income tax, i haven't noticed any difference, AND i don't have health care in CT..

[akdiver 3]

Canada will welcome you all with open arms!

Of course - so it can reach around and grab your wallet.

I'll have you know i pay the same amount in taxes here in CT... maybe not as much on purchases.. 15% vs 6% but income tax, i haven't noticed any difference, AND i don't have health care in CT..

Well gee, since CT is one of the highest taxing states in the nation (state/local tax burden is ranked #3 in 2008), I can't really say I'm surprised. CT and similar states welcome people with open arms too.

Connecticut, currently ranked 3rd highest, has risen 21 places over the last three decades and now holds a place among the nation's highest-tax states. Estimated at 11.1% of income, Connecticut's state/local tax burden percentage stands well above the national average of 9.7%. Connecticut taxpayers pay $7,007 per capita in state and local taxes.

Edited September 11, 2008 by akdiver

[IAMX 3,055]

Too many Republicans

Perhaps - but according to the 2004 figures, Republicans are a minority - by far.

# of registered voters: 474,901

# of registered republicans: 118,131

So, less than 25% of the electorate is registered as a republican.

Doesn't mean much to me when Republicans are the ones getting elected.

Most of your state government are Republicans. Your two U.S. Senators are Republicans, and one House Rep are Republican.

[akdiver 3]

Most of your state government are Republicans. Your two U.S. Senators are Republicans, and one House Rep are Republican.

That's true. But, as usual, those in government are not necessarily representative of the people (:

[Ban Hammer 14,297]

Too many Republicans

Perhaps - but according to the 2004 figures, Republicans are a minority - by far.

# of registered voters: 474,901

# of registered republicans: 118,131

So, less than 25% of the electorate is registered as a republican.

another preconceived notion down the tubes.

[IAMX 3,055]

Too many Republicans

Perhaps - but according to the 2004 figures, Republicans are a minority - by far.

# of registered voters: 474,901

# of registered republicans: 118,131

So, less than 25% of the electorate is registered as a republican.

another preconceived notion down the tubes.

Too many Republicans

Perhaps - but according to the 2004 figures, Republicans are a minority - by far.

# of registered voters: 474,901

# of registered republicans: 118,131

So, less than 25% of the electorate is registered as a republican.

Doesn't mean much to me when Republicans are the ones getting elected.

Most of your state government are Republicans. Your two U.S. Senators are Republicans, and one House Rep are Republican.

Pwnt.