~Say Anything Thread~

[sunandmoon 450]

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how

many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three

phases.

In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm.

In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'

[ED*Riza 0]

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

Thank you for this tips.. I always have calls like this everyday and sometimes i have to unhook the phone..

[sunandmoon 450]

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how

many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three

phases.

In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm.

In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how

many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also.

In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration'

Christmas tree on Viagra....

[Ban Hammer 12,901]

Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

i always enjoy calls from the local or state law enforcement looking for money. i love to hear the silence when i ask them if i donate, can they take care of those warrants i have.......

[sunandmoon 450]

Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty

good. Write your answers on a piece of paper,

and NO cheating!! The answers are in my next post.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green, or yellow ?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

[sunandmoon 450]

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the

ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those

who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is

soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very

good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover

that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not

last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major

life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will

find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem

hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be

glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and

would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green, or yellow ?

Yellow

2. Your first initial?

M

3. Your month of birth?

Jan.

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

white

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

I can't think of anyone the same sex with me but my husband.

6. Your favorite number?

18

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

Driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

[✿Ice Rain✿ 0]

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the

ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those

who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is

soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very

good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover

that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not

last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major

life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will

find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem

hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be

glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and

would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

[sunandmoon 450]

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the

ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those

who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is

soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very

good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover

that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not

last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major

life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will

find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem

hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be

glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and

would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

oops left off 7 & 8

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8.If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

[sunandmoon 450]

been having some trouble with my PC the last few days, but had it fixed and now working the way I want it to.....

[sunandmoon 450]

I know this one's been around awhile.......

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "###-ICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ###

(__!__) a fat ###

(!) a tight ###

(_*_) a sore ###

{_!_} a swishy ###

(_o_) an ### that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ###

(_X_) leave my ### alone

(_zzz_) a tired ###

(_E=mc2_) a smart ###

(_$_) Money coming out of his ###

(_?_) Dumb ###

[Ban Hammer 12,901]

I know this one's been around awhile.......

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "###-ICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ###

(__!__) a fat ###

(!) a tight ###

(_*_) a sore ###

{_!_} a swishy ###

(_o_) an ### that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ###

(_X_) leave my ### alone

(_zzz_) a tired ###

(_E=mc2_) a smart ###

(_$_) Money coming out of his ###

(_?_) Dumb ###

and then we have........

( . Y . ) ( @ Y @ )

[sunandmoon 450]

i drink a glass of red wine or two, and Cocktails like maitai,pena colada and bloody mary and that slippery nipples were great too:))

what happens when you add ice cubes to it.......

anyone ever try... Silk Panties....

[Sheriff Uling 3]

My wife likes my cocktails...