Fake documents for illegal aliens swamp Houston

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

I was never hiding in the shadows, I've always been proud of my wetback roots. I yelled and screamed "give me a green card or give me death!" so all of a sudden the USCIS gave me a pink card, can you believe that #######? Pink?!

Then I thought "shoot, I might as well become one of yous" so I gots me a US citizenship. Then when I petitioned my husband, 'cause you know, he married me for the pink card since love is so overrated, I told the US government "I'm bringing my husband and he's not going through Mexico because that damn desert is too freaking hot and he's not used to eating spicy food with mariachi bands". And what do you know, the CO just approved us in no time. Snaaaaap!

Gotta love the good ol' US of A! (as the song "Proud To Be an American" is being played in the background) B)

Diana

Should be ashamed of yourself! In this country being a wetback and love the US is unbelievable, besides all those jobs done by the undocumented are easy as #######! people from here would fight for them if it wasn't for you people who come and steal them. I always dreamed on becoming a picking farm worker, working under 100 F, no health insurance, being harrassed and threatened all the time and making 4 dlls an hour. ALL that money can you imagine it! THAT'S LIFE people!! *sigh* Damn you wetbacks, you stole my dream!!!

Edited May 6, 2008 by GueraYTavo

[Cassie 8]

Have you been to Canada? Yes it has beautiful places but so does the US but Canada is COLD and man everything is much more expensive in Canada.

Lived there for six years. It is a beautiful country with a high standard of living and a terrific social network of support. question is: have you been there?

Yes I have been there several times to many different parts, all I am saying is that the US has the same and more.

Oh good grief.

*sigh* Damn you wetbacks, you stole my dream!!!

:rofl:

LOVE it.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I was never hiding in the shadows, I've always been proud of my wetback roots. I yelled and screamed "give me a green card or give me death!" so all of a sudden the USCIS gave me a pink card, can you believe that #######? Pink?!

Then I thought "shoot, I might as well become one of yous" so I gots me a US citizenship. Then when I petitioned my husband, 'cause you know, he married me for the pink card since love is so overrated, I told the US government "I'm bringing my husband and he's not going through Mexico because that damn desert is too freaking hot and he's not used to eating spicy food with mariachi bands". And what do you know, the CO just approved us in no time. Snaaaaap!

Gotta love the good ol' US of A! (as the song "Proud To Be an American" is being played in the background) B)

Diana

Should be ashamed of yourself! In this country being a wetback and love the US is unbelievable, besides all those jobs done by the undocumented are easy as #######! people from here would fight for them if it wasn't for you people who come and steal them. I always dreamed on becoming a picking farm worker, working under 100 F, no health insurance, being harrassed and threatened all the time and making 4 dlls an hour. ALL that money can you imagine it! THAT'S LIFE people!! *sigh* Damn you wetbacks, you stole my dream!!!

Let her dream Tavo ... we all know what ALL Colombians are like now, don't we???? Diana will never reach salvation. Never

Now pass the chips, will you hermano????

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I've only been to Windsor and Montreal. Montreal is beautiful but I could never live there. It has a 'weird' vibe that freaked me out. Windsor is economically depressed but I'd live there (assuming I could find work) for the awesome Arab food alone!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Number 6, hey it's nice inside the comfort of my air conditioned Accord

Well these days you can work in your car - if you park near a Wifi point, but sooner or later you have to get out.

Unless you make a habit of carrying a bucket in the car...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Get an RV!

[Sheriff Uling 3]

Illegal aliens don't need fake documents because our government refuses (for political reasons) to do anything about this issue. I could put on a "I'm Here Illegally" teeshirt and walk down to Capital Hill and nobody would do anything besides welcome me to America.

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Now pass the chips, will you hermano????

Hey hermana, look I'd be a law-abiding citizen, but all depends on the way that microchip will be inserted into my body...

hahaha

Edited May 6, 2008 by GueraYTavo

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Get an RV!

I could park long-stay at Walmart, like people do in CA. Some of the parking lots out there are like impromptu trailer parks.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Have you been to Canada? Yes it has beautiful places but so does the US but Canada is COLD and man everything is much more expensive in Canada.

Lived there for six years. It is a beautiful country with a high standard of living and a terrific social network of support. question is: have you been there?

Yes I have been there several times to many different parts, all I am saying is that the US has the same and more.

Oh good grief.

Cassie, shut up. You should know that EVERYONE in Canada lives in igloos and eats poutine. EVERYONE.

[Cassie 8]

Have you been to Canada? Yes it has beautiful places but so does the US but Canada is COLD and man everything is much more expensive in Canada.

Lived there for six years. It is a beautiful country with a high standard of living and a terrific social network of support. question is: have you been there?

Yes I have been there several times to many different parts, all I am saying is that the US has the same and more.

Oh good grief.

Cassie, shut up. You should know that EVERYONE in Canada lives in igloos and eats poutine. EVERYONE.

right. me bad. :whistle:

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Have you been to Canada? Yes it has beautiful places but so does the US but Canada is COLD and man everything is much more expensive in Canada.

Lived there for six years. It is a beautiful country with a high standard of living and a terrific social network of support. question is: have you been there?

Yes I have been there several times to many different parts, all I am saying is that the US has the same and more.

Oh good grief.

Cassie, shut up. You should know that EVERYONE in Canada lives in igloos and eats poutine. EVERYONE.

right. me bad. :whistle:

I guess it goes with being Canadian, so I forgive you. Now, please evolve to the ultimate expression of civilization and Americanize yourself already, ok?

[EstebanTrabajos 7]

Have you been to Canada? Yes it has beautiful places but so does the US but Canada is COLD and man everything is much more expensive in Canada.

Lived there for six years. It is a beautiful country with a high standard of living and a terrific social network of support. question is: have you been there?

Yes I have been there several times to many different parts, all I am saying is that the US has the same and more.

Oh good grief.

Cassie, shut up. You should know that EVERYONE in Canada lives in igloos and eats poutine. EVERYONE.

right. me bad.

I guess it goes with being Canadian, so I forgive you. Now, please evolve to the ultimate expression of civilization and Americanize yourself already, ok?

Damn foreigners...

Edited May 6, 2008 by GueraYTavo

[Jack and Barbara 0]

Implanting a microchip is not punitive, we are all force into vaccinations so why not a chip implanted just to enter the US regardless of the reason? If your time is up an alarm goes off and they send someone to pick you up. Does the fear of being found only scare someone who is criminal? If a law abiding person doesn't do anything wrong why would they care if the government could track their location?

Implanting microchips and vaccinations are too completely different things. Why would anyone want the government to be able to track their location any minute of the day, even if they are law-abiding? Any kind of tracking device should be left to the discretion of parents in regards to being able to track their underage children IMO.

So its ok for parents to do it and track thier children?

Yes, under 18. There are certain privileges parents should be allowed to do with their kids within the scope fo the law (note I did not say microchip, but there are tracking devices in cars for instance). If there was an emergency, it would be nice to know where my kids are if cell phone was not accessible.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Have you been to Canada? Yes it has beautiful places but so does the US but Canada is COLD and man everything is much more expensive in Canada.

Lived there for six years. It is a beautiful country with a high standard of living and a terrific social network of support. question is: have you been there?

Yes I have been there several times to many different parts, all I am saying is that the US has the same and more.

Oh good grief.

Cassie, shut up. You should know that EVERYONE in Canada lives in igloos and eats poutine. EVERYONE.

right. me bad.

I guess it goes with being Canadian, so I forgive you. Now, please evolve to the ultimate expression of civilization and Americanize yourself already, ok?

Damn foreigners...

I know... I know... that's why we are on a "Marry within your Borders" website