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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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Spinach soufflee made by an always legal alien... two oranges for dessert... and a big smile.

That's where I'm headed off to.

Are you suuuuuuuuure? :whistle:

That's when the good ol' bar code tattoo would come in handy huh? :lol:

Diana

Naaaa... I had to beg her to come to the US... she had it really well back home.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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I know you guys. I learned my lesson and saw the light. I'm a converted illegal who became a US citizen.

"The power of the US compels me! The power of the US compels me!" :sleepy:

So what's for lunch?

Diana

You act as if it's something to be proud of....it isn't!

I am proud of her.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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Spinach soufflee made by an always legal alien... two oranges for dessert... and a big smile.

That's where I'm headed off to.

Are you suuuuuuuuure? :whistle:

That's when the good ol' bar code tattoo would come in handy huh? :lol:

Diana

Naaaa... I had to beg her to come to the US... she had it really well back home.

How DARE you say that? EVERYONE KNOWS that THIS is the best country EVER. Are you sure she didn't marry you for a greencard?????????? :rofl:

HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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Let's just isolate ourselves from the world by building a wall all around the continental US.

We tried this remember? Though the plan was only for 700 miles of fences (border is a lot longer than that) then we tried experimental unmanned towers, which has proven incompetent. I believe a moat filled with mines is the way to go, like a modern day castle.

Next step will be for the VJ Minutemen to go into action.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r Grand Master

w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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I know you guys. I learned my lesson and saw the light. I'm a converted illegal who became a US citizen.

"The power of the US compels me! The power of the US compels me!" :sleepy:

So what's for lunch?

Diana

You act as if it's something to be proud of....it isn't!

I am proud of her.

me too! coming out of the shadows isn't easy and is always encouraged! :thumbs:

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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For lunch we have pasta and yogurt. :thumbs:

Kill me now.

WHY??? It was all made by my USC hubby... that gives it an edge. :rofl:

Pasta and yogurt isn't food.

Well, not unless the pasta comes with lots of meat and cheese and in layers.... i.e. lasagna.

The yogurt, otoh, is irredeemable....

Yogurt... lots of fruitiness... fluffy and velvety... yum :lol:

As for pasta I'm there with you... we're guys so it has to have bacon...

Spinach soufflee made by an always legal alien... two oranges for dessert... and a big smile.

That's where I'm headed off to.

Are you suuuuuuuuure? :whistle:

That's when the good ol' bar code tattoo would come in handy huh? :lol:

Diana

Naaaa... I had to beg her to come to the US... she had it really well back home.

How DARE you say that? EVERYONE KNOWS that THIS is the best country EVER. Are you sure she didn't marry you for a greencard?????????? :rofl:

Oh I know what she married for and it sure as heck wasn't green! :innocent:

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

EstebanTrabajos Mentor

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Maybe illegals could be hired to dredge it. Would be kind of ironic, wouldn't it?

Man, MAYBE? MAYBE? undocumented immigrants WILL be hired to dredge it...that unless they use the army guys to do it. Even if they use the army, the minority of this country will be doing it: blacks, hispanics, filipinos, etc...

Haven't you heard the news stories about all the undocumented people that have worked, and are currently working in army bases all over the country? Let's keep in mind that we are trying to secure the border to stop terrorists from harming the US right? well, I guess these undocumented immigrants that we soo much fear are sooo dumb that they have complete access to an army base and haven't tried anything against this country. Man, they are dumb.

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05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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may the schwartz be with you

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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How DARE you say that? EVERYONE KNOWS that THIS is the best country EVER. Are you sure she didn't marry you for a greencard?????????? :rofl:

Oh I know what she married for and it sure as heck wasn't green! :innocent:

MY EYES! MY EYES! Corrected: MY PERMANENT RESIDENT EYES! MY PERMANENT RESIDENT EYES! :rofl:

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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lol...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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