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Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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Eeeehhh... what's up doc?

(Don't tell me this is another ignorant discussion about my illegal brothas) :pop:

Diana

your brothers are illegal? :huh:

Don't have any brothers but they're still my peeps, especially since I was one of them. :devil:

Diana

Diana, you should be ashamed of yourself :angry: . Big time. :rofl:

Te quiero hermana!

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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Eeeehhh... what's up doc?

(Don't tell me this is another ignorant discussion about my illegal brothas) :pop:

Diana

your brothers are illegal? :huh:

Don't have any brothers but they're still my peeps, especially since I was one of them. :devil:

Diana

Diana, you should be ashamed of yourself :angry: . Big time. :rofl:

Te quiero hermana!

Perverse! Diana has to get implanted now! Resistance is futile...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

Mononoke28 Grand Master

Mononoke28   137

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I know you guys. I learned my lesson and saw the light. I'm a converted illegal who became a US citizen.

"The power of the US compels me! The power of the US compels me!" :sleepy:

So what's for lunch?

Diana

CR-1

02/05/07 - I-130 sent to NSC

05/03/07 - NOA2

05/10/07 - NVC receives petition, case # assigned

08/08/07 - Case Complete

09/27/07 - Interview, visa granted

10/02/07 - POE

11/16/07 - Received green card and Welcome to America letter in the mail

Removing Conditions

07/06/09 - I-751 sent to CSC

08/14/09 - Biometrics

09/27/09 - Approved

10/01/09 - Received 10 year green card

U.S. Citizenship

03/30/11 - N-400 sent via Priority Mail w/ delivery confirmation

05/12/11 - Biometrics

07/20/11 - Interview - passed

07/20/11 - Oath ceremony - same day as interview

EstebanTrabajos Mentor

EstebanTrabajos   7

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Um no! Lets just like open up strip malls all over Mexico (where is that anyway?) and turn Canada into our nature preserve so we can go look at flowers and stuff.

Awww man, i swear I read strip "bars". I was like WOOHOOO foreign policy!! that's what I'm talking about!!

Hey that idea about Canada is great, they have like tons of trees over there huh? Besides, canada being part of the US makes it even better, because we are not going to have to buy it and stuff. I like canadians, they speak english...wonder who are they going to vote for? Hillary or Obama??

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05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

Mononoke28 Grand Master

Mononoke28   137

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Spinach soufflee made by an always legal alien... two oranges for dessert... and a big smile.

That's where I'm headed off to.

Are you suuuuuuuuure? :whistle:

That's when the good ol' bar code tattoo would come in handy huh? :lol:

Diana

CR-1

02/05/07 - I-130 sent to NSC

05/03/07 - NOA2

05/10/07 - NVC receives petition, case # assigned

08/08/07 - Case Complete

09/27/07 - Interview, visa granted

10/02/07 - POE

11/16/07 - Received green card and Welcome to America letter in the mail

Removing Conditions

07/06/09 - I-751 sent to CSC

08/14/09 - Biometrics

09/27/09 - Approved

10/01/09 - Received 10 year green card

U.S. Citizenship

03/30/11 - N-400 sent via Priority Mail w/ delivery confirmation

05/12/11 - Biometrics

07/20/11 - Interview - passed

07/20/11 - Oath ceremony - same day as interview

EstebanTrabajos Mentor

EstebanTrabajos   7

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Are you suuuuuuuuure? :whistle:

That's when the good ol' bar code tattoo would come in handy huh? :lol:

Diana

Let's just use the good ol'yellow star, you know like during WWII. At least we know it works...:P

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05/01/08 Green Card in mailbox!!

06/05/10 Real GREEN Card RECEIVED!

01/17/13 Sent application for US Citizenship!!!

01/19/13 Arrived to Arizona Lockbox

01/24/13 Notice of Action

01/25/13 Check cashed

01/28/13 NOA received by mail and biometrics letter mailed as per uscis.gov

02/14/13 Biometrics appointment

03/18/13 In-line for inteview

Chica Yeyé Grand Master

Chica Yeyé   41

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I know you guys. I learned my lesson and saw the light. I'm a converted illegal who became a US citizen.

"The power of the US compels me! The power of the US compels me!" :sleepy:

So what's for lunch?

Diana

NOTHING can ever redeem you Diana. Ever. I am disgusted by you flaunting such a despicable condition in public. Go back to where you came from :rofl:

For lunch we have pasta and yogurt. :thumbs:

peejay Mentor

peejay   327

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I know you guys. I learned my lesson and saw the light. I'm a converted illegal who became a US citizen.

"The power of the US compels me! The power of the US compels me!" :sleepy:

So what's for lunch?

Diana

You act as if it's something to be proud of....it isn't!

"Credibility in immigration policy can be summed up in one sentence: Those who should get in, get in; those who should be kept out, are kept out; and those who should not be here will be required to leave."

"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

Testimony to the House Immigration Subcommittee, February 24, 1995

Jack and Barbara Community Regular

Jack and Barbara   0

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Let's just isolate ourselves from the world by building a wall all around the continental US.

We tried this remember? Though the plan was only for 700 miles of fences (border is a lot longer than that) then we tried experimental unmanned towers, which has proven incompetent. I believe a moat filled with mines is the way to go, like a modern day castle.

12-14-07 Sent K-1 petition

12-17-07 Received NOA1

01-06-08 Got engaged!!!

02-21-08 NOA2 Approved

02-27-08 NVC processed petition

02-28-08 Received NOA2 in mail

03-03-08 Consulate in Rio de Janeiro received petition

03-21-08 Received packet for interview

04-22-08 Visa Interview and Visa APPROVED!

05-06-08 Visa received in mail

07-28-08 Wedding Date (Reception was 26th, but forgot to reigster for MC...oops)

10-04-08 Applied for AOS (EAD and AP also)

10-09-08 NOA1 for I-485

10-27-08 I-485 transferred to CSC

11-04-08 I-485 Biometrics appointment

11-13-08 NOA1 for EAD

12-09-08 EAD Biometrics appointment

01-08-09 AP Approved

01-13-09 AP Received

Cost of 3 roundtrip tickets to Brazil in last 3 years...... $2,900+

Cost of filing petitions for K-1 visa & AOS.................... $1,465+

Cost of monthly calling cards to Brazil........................$20

Cost of marrying the woman of my dreams.... PRICELESS

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Jack and Barbara Community Regular

Jack and Barbara   0

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Mines? I was thinking ill tempered, mutant sea bass' with laser beams attached to their heads ;)

Maybe illegals could be hired to dredge it. Would be kind of ironic, wouldn't it?

12-14-07 Sent K-1 petition

12-17-07 Received NOA1

01-06-08 Got engaged!!!

02-21-08 NOA2 Approved

02-27-08 NVC processed petition

02-28-08 Received NOA2 in mail

03-03-08 Consulate in Rio de Janeiro received petition

03-21-08 Received packet for interview

04-22-08 Visa Interview and Visa APPROVED!

05-06-08 Visa received in mail

07-28-08 Wedding Date (Reception was 26th, but forgot to reigster for MC...oops)

10-04-08 Applied for AOS (EAD and AP also)

10-09-08 NOA1 for I-485

10-27-08 I-485 transferred to CSC

11-04-08 I-485 Biometrics appointment

11-13-08 NOA1 for EAD

12-09-08 EAD Biometrics appointment

01-08-09 AP Approved

01-13-09 AP Received

Cost of 3 roundtrip tickets to Brazil in last 3 years...... $2,900+

Cost of filing petitions for K-1 visa & AOS.................... $1,465+

Cost of monthly calling cards to Brazil........................$20

Cost of marrying the woman of my dreams.... PRICELESS

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HAL 9000 Grand Master

HAL 9000   96

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Um no! Lets just like open up strip malls all over Mexico (where is that anyway?) and turn Canada into our nature preserve so we can go look at flowers and stuff.

Awww man, i swear I read strip "bars". I was like WOOHOOO foreign policy!! that's what I'm talking about!!

Hey that idea about Canada is great, they have like tons of trees over there huh? Besides, canada being part of the US makes it even better, because we are not going to have to buy it and stuff. I like canadians, they speak english...wonder who are they going to vote for? Hillary or Obama??

Well I think the Quebeq-people have officially endorsed Obama, so that means that Hillary will wipe Quebeq off of the map if she wins...

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

 

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